Joke:Little Akpors and his neighbor's baby

Date: 28-10-2013 1:49 pm (10 years ago) | Author: samuel
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- at 28-10-2013 01:49 PM (10 years ago)
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Akpos' next door neighbour had a baby.

Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears.

When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Akpos' family to come over and see their new baby.

Akpos' parents were very afraid their son would have a silly words to say about the baby.

So, Akpos' dad had a long talk with Akpos before going to the
neighbours house. He said, "Now, son, that poor baby was born
without any ears. I want you to be on your best behaviour and not say one word about his ears, or I'm really going to beat you
when we get back home."
"I promise not to mention his ears
at all," said Akpos.

At the neighbour's house, Akpos
leaned over the crib and touched the baby's hand. He looked at his mother and said,
"Oh, what a beautiful little baby!"
The mother, who had braced herself for Akpos' comment, was pleasantly surprised and said, "Thank you very much, Akpos."
Akpos then continued, "This baby has perfect little hands and
perfect little feet. Why, just look at his pretty little eyes! Did
his doctor say he can see clearly?" The mother who was a bit surprised, replied;
"Why, yes ... his doctor said he has a good vision, why do you
ask?" Akpos said, "Well, it's a good
thing, cause i'm very sure he can't wear glasses.


Posted: at 28-10-2013 01:49 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
- jossy4reall at 28-10-2013 03:22 PM (10 years ago)
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pb4

Posted: at 28-10-2013 03:22 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- mary11 at 28-10-2013 05:18 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 28-10-2013 03:22 PM
pb4
Yeye boi,see yaa small D!ck
Na u post am b4 abi??

Posted: at 28-10-2013 05:18 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- beejaybabs at 28-10-2013 05:56 PM (10 years ago)
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Lolz...he has not said anythn abt d ears na...such a wise boy*lwkmd*

Posted: at 28-10-2013 05:56 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 29-10-2013 01:14 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: mary11 on 28-10-2013 05:18 PM
Yeye boi,see yaa small D!ck
Na u post am b4 abi??
gays dey house ooo
Posted: at 29-10-2013 01:14 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- mary11 at 29-10-2013 02:11 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on 29-10-2013 01:14 PM
gays dey house ooo
Why not come open ur leg 4 me 2 confam if am gay or not

Posted: at 29-10-2013 02:11 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 29-10-2013 02:32 PM (10 years ago)
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u don star abi?
y u come dey ans mary?
Posted: at 29-10-2013 02:32 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 29-10-2013 03:21 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: mary11 on 28-10-2013 05:18 PM
Yeye boi,see yaa small D!ck
Na u post am b4 abi??

as small as my dick be e still big pass ur own...mind u na me post am and e never too teey wen I post am

Posted: at 29-10-2013 03:21 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- mary11 at 29-10-2013 03:48 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 29-10-2013 03:21 PM
as small as my dick be e still big pass ur own...mind u na me post am and e never too teey wen I post am
Oya give me d link 2 dat ur post make I see

Posted: at 29-10-2013 03:48 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 29-10-2013 04:14 PM (10 years ago)
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na bcuz I say na pb4 u dey throw up since....but na true I tell u naa...others no say know say na pb4....even me I post like dat sometimez and pple dey tell me say na pb4...I no dey knock head for ground bcuz dem talk am...guy wise up no dey behave like chid

Posted: at 29-10-2013 04:14 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 29-10-2013 04:30 PM (10 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 29-10-2013 04:30 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 29-10-2013 04:54 PM (10 years ago)
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wetin come happen if na post b4

Posted: at 29-10-2013 04:54 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- mary11 at 29-10-2013 06:51 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on 29-10-2013 02:32 PM
u don star abi?
y u come dey ans mary?
Why u self dey answer Rakelly?
Na name wey ur mama give u be that?

Posted: at 29-10-2013 06:51 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 29-10-2013 07:21 PM (10 years ago)
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ask am again

Posted: at 29-10-2013 07:21 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 30-10-2013 08:50 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 29-10-2013 04:14 PM
na bcuz I say na pb4 u dey throw up since....but na true I tell u naa...others no say know say na pb4....even me I post like dat sometimez and pple dey tell me say na pb4...I no dey knock head for ground bcuz dem talk am...guy wise up no dey behave like chid
Shocked Shocked Shocked
Werin den give jossy chop!!

Posted: at 30-10-2013 08:50 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 30-10-2013 09:43 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on 30-10-2013 08:50 AM
Shocked Shocked Shocked
Werin den give jossy chop!!

fried moi moi

Posted: at 30-10-2013 09:43 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 30-10-2013 11:08 AM (10 years ago)
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that mary of a guy
i go soon change ur name
Posted: at 30-10-2013 11:08 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 30-10-2013 11:11 AM (10 years ago)
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u don dey work for name changing department

Posted: at 30-10-2013 11:11 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 30-10-2013 02:11 PM (10 years ago)
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in no get respect for his elders
Posted: at 30-10-2013 02:11 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 30-10-2013 02:12 PM (10 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 30-10-2013 02:12 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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