The congregation

Date: 25-07-2009 8:51 am (14 years ago) | Author: Osituga

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osituga at 25-07-2009 08:51 AM (14 years ago)

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A Preacher said: "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river". And the congregation cried, "Amen!" "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river". And the congregation cried, "Amen!" " And if I had all the whiskey and rum in the world, I'd take it all and throw it in the river". Again the congregation cried, "Amen!" The preacher sat down. The deacon then stood up & said: "For our closing hymn, let's turn to page 126 of our hymn books and sing, 'We shall drink from that river'". THE
CONGREGATION SCREAMED HALLELUJAH!!!!

Posted: at 25-07-2009 08:51 AM (14 years ago) \| Hero

teeco at 25-07-2009 12:30 PM (14 years ago)

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hahahaha they them to the river and drink........Funny

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Posted: at 25-07-2009 12:30 PM (14 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

coolguys235 at 25-07-2009 04:24 PM (14 years ago)

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Geoin4matic Engineer .. Grin

Posted: at 25-07-2009 04:24 PM (14 years ago) \| Hero

teeco at 25-07-2009 04:25 PM (14 years ago)

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haha

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Posted: at 25-07-2009 04:25 PM (14 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

Recoverd at 25-07-2009 08:17 PM (14 years ago)

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Hahaha

Posted: at 25-07-2009 08:17 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

Joecaat at 25-07-2009 09:05 PM (14 years ago)

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The congregation..na confirmed members of our club..Abeg where the river dey make I join dem before everything go finish

Posted: at 25-07-2009 09:05 PM (14 years ago) \| Newbie

Emmanuel4christ at 25-07-2009 09:51 PM (14 years ago)

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HMMMM NA WHAOOOO...THIS CHURCH NA WATIN I FIT CALL AM SELF.. Grin

Posted: at 25-07-2009 09:51 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

federico at 25-07-2009 11:19 PM (14 years ago)

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drunker club

Posted: at 25-07-2009 11:19 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

Emmanuel4christ at 25-07-2009 11:26 PM (14 years ago)

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LOL...INDEED

Posted: at 25-07-2009 11:26 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

Gwhy at 26-07-2009 05:35 AM (14 years ago)

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Imao!
Osituga abeg send d address 2 boyz sharp sharp!
Mak we go .............. ?

Be the change u want 2 c in d WORLD

Posted: at 26-07-2009 05:35 AM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

teeco at 27-07-2009 09:32 AM (14 years ago)

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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 25-07-2009 09:51 PM

HMMMM NA WHAOOOO...THIS CHURCH NA WATIN I FIT CALL AM SELF.. Grin

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Posted: at 27-07-2009 09:32 AM (14 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

Gbravo at 27-07-2009 01:26 PM (14 years ago)

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Quote from: federico on 25-07-2009 11:19 PM

drunker club

River drunker club 24/7... Grin

Posted: at 27-07-2009 01:26 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

teeco at 27-07-2009 04:45 PM (14 years ago)

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Quote from: Gbravo on 27-07-2009 01:26 PM

Quote from: federico on 25-07-2009 11:19 PM

drunker club

River drunker club 24/7... Grin

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Posted: at 27-07-2009 04:45 PM (14 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

Gbravo at 27-07-2009 04:47 PM (14 years ago)

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Posted: at 27-07-2009 04:47 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

teeco at 27-07-2009 04:51 PM (14 years ago)

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you'r funny

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Posted: at 27-07-2009 04:51 PM (14 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

Gbravo at 27-07-2009 05:03 PM (14 years ago)

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u are more....

Posted: at 27-07-2009 05:03 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

teeco at 27-07-2009 05:10 PM (14 years ago)

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sure........2days una go miss me

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Posted: at 27-07-2009 05:10 PM (14 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

Emmanuel4christ at 27-07-2009 10:52 PM (14 years ago)

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LOL..IF THEM TALK SAY MAKE OBASANJO AND YARADUA FIGHT SELF WHO GO WIN.....LOL 2 OLD MAN.. Grin

Posted: at 27-07-2009 10:52 PM (14 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

Seyolat at 27-07-2009 11:13 PM (14 years ago)

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Deacon and congregation all meet at the same beer parlour Grin

Posted: at 27-07-2009 11:13 PM (14 years ago) \| Newbie

teeco at 28-07-2009 11:53 AM (14 years ago)

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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 27-07-2009 10:52 PM

LOL..IF THEM TALK SAY MAKE OBASANJO AND YARADUA FIGHT SELF WHO GO WIN.....LOL 2 OLD MAN.. Grin

How you compear? Grin

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Posted: at 28-07-2009 11:53 AM (14 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

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