Chinko Medicine

Date: 26-11-2013 11:07 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Adenuga Adelola Nathaniel
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- at 26-11-2013 11:07 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin CHINKO MEDICINE
PG 18+ (Reader's discretion advised)
Mr Akpors - a Nigerian tourist goes on a trip to China.
While in China, he was very segxwally promiscuous and
didn't use condom all the time.
A week after arriving back home, he awakes one
morning to find his penis covered with bright green
and purple spots.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a consultant at
the National Hospital Abuja.
The doctor, never having seen anything like that
before, orders some tests and tells Mr Akpors to return
in two days for the results.
Akpors returns a couple of days later and the doctor
says:
"I've got bad news for you. You've contracted
Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of
here. We know very little about it".
Akpors looks a little perplexed and says:
"Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc".
The doctor answers:
"I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have
to amputate your penis".
Akpors screams in horror, "EWOOO!!! AMPU.... WETIN?!
I want a second opinion please doc".
The doctor replies:
"Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but
surgery is your only choice".
The next day, Akpors seeks out a Chinese doctor,
figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims:
"Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Very lare disease".
Akpors says to the doctor:
"Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do?
My doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?"
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs:
"Stupid docta, always want to opelate. Make more
money, that way. No need to opelate!"
"Oh, Thank God!", Akpors replies in relief.
"Yes", says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait
another couple of weeks. Penis fall off by itself!"
Akpors fainted!

Posted: at 26-11-2013 11:07 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
- alabi22 at 27-11-2013 07:33 AM (11 years ago)
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hehehehehehe. i really had a good laugh at ds. nice
Posted: at 27-11-2013 07:33 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 27-11-2013 09:53 AM (11 years ago)
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Hehehe alabi see wetin i dey talk
Na ur bf

Posted: at 27-11-2013 09:53 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- cadanre at 27-11-2013 10:53 AM (11 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 27-11-2013 10:53 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 27-11-2013 01:19 PM (11 years ago)
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Copy n paste

Posted: at 27-11-2013 01:19 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- alabi22 at 28-11-2013 10:11 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on 27-11-2013 09:53 AM
Hehehe alabi see wetin i dey talk
Na ur bf
wetin? make i no laugh if sth funny? u con dey say na my bf ~ u smoke?
Posted: at 28-11-2013 10:11 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 28-11-2013 11:49 AM (11 years ago)
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Ask ram again

Posted: at 28-11-2013 11:49 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- alabi22 at 29-11-2013 08:01 AM (11 years ago)
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expert, zeigbo say make i ask u again ~ u smoke?
Posted: at 29-11-2013 08:01 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 29-11-2013 08:22 AM (11 years ago)
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NA me be dis?
Posted: at 29-11-2013 08:22 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 29-11-2013 10:59 AM (11 years ago)
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who say make I pass hia b4?

Posted: at 29-11-2013 10:59 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 29-11-2013 11:10 AM (11 years ago)
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rakely & jossy don chop winch
Posted: at 29-11-2013 11:10 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 29-11-2013 07:40 PM (11 years ago)
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Talk true

Posted: at 29-11-2013 07:40 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 29-11-2013 09:27 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: alabi22 on 29-11-2013 11:10 AM
rakely & jossy don chop winch

and na alabi get the winch

Posted: at 29-11-2013 09:27 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 30-11-2013 06:56 AM (11 years ago)
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i no get any winch & una no fit chop me
Posted: at 30-11-2013 06:56 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 30-11-2013 08:41 AM (11 years ago)
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datz why u be the original winch fro hia,,odas wey dey talk say dem be winch na fake winch dem be

Posted: at 30-11-2013 08:41 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 30-11-2013 08:43 AM (11 years ago)
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Alabi dey fly in the afternoon
Posted: at 30-11-2013 08:43 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 30-11-2013 01:26 PM (11 years ago)
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jossy & rakely, e don tey wey i dey suspect una. i no say una dey d same league. make una just do like say una no c me 4 dat una winch league. nitori ekan abuku oo
Posted: at 30-11-2013 01:26 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 30-11-2013 04:20 PM (11 years ago)
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 oh boy make i fashi
Be like say winch n wizard dey operate hia Sad

Posted: at 30-11-2013 04:20 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 30-11-2013 04:56 PM (11 years ago)
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Alabi be the queen of the winch
Posted: at 30-11-2013 04:56 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 30-11-2013 05:18 PM (11 years ago)
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So winch don finaly enter NP

Posted: at 30-11-2013 05:18 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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