DULL TEACHER

Date: 27-11-2013 10:37 am (10 years ago) | Author: kiven benoit billa
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- at 27-11-2013 10:37 AM (10 years ago)
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First day in school (class 5A) a little boy asked the teacher:

Boy: Excuse me sir, if you mix Sugar and Garri , will the garri be soft?

Teacher (replies): Yes of course, why ask such a stupid question at the begining of the year, are you going to pass this class at all?

Boy:(laughs and whispers to the other kids),how the garri go soft if dem no add water?. Dull teacher, person go learn anything this year so???

Posted: at 27-11-2013 10:37 AM (10 years ago) | Newbie
- cadanre at 27-11-2013 10:50 AM (10 years ago)
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dull dell poster.
Posted: at 27-11-2013 10:50 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 27-11-2013 11:07 AM (10 years ago)
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Dull poster
(Expert whispers to jossy ear)
Psn go see better joke this year so?
Posted: at 27-11-2013 11:07 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- benadio at 27-11-2013 11:37 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on 27-11-2013 11:07 AM
Dull poster
(Expert whispers to jossy ear)
Psn go see better joke this year so?
Expert Dull, no make me vex release my Venom for your face Grin
Posted: at 27-11-2013 11:37 AM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- benadio at 27-11-2013 11:44 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: cadanre on 27-11-2013 10:50 AM
dull dell poster.

U no know say this my joke receive award? Cheesy
Posted: at 27-11-2013 11:44 AM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 27-11-2013 11:54 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on 27-11-2013 11:07 AM
Dull poster
(Expert whispers to jossy ear)
Psn go see better joke this year so?
hahahahahahahiohiohio
Posted: at 27-11-2013 11:54 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 27-11-2013 03:19 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on 27-11-2013 11:07 AM
Dull poster
(Expert whispers to jossy ear)
Psn go see better joke this year so?
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin......nah you make me laff
Posted: at 27-11-2013 03:19 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 27-11-2013 03:22 PM (10 years ago)
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Lol no mind that boi
Posted: at 27-11-2013 03:22 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 27-11-2013 03:30 PM (10 years ago)
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 Wink
Posted: at 27-11-2013 03:30 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 27-11-2013 03:42 PM (10 years ago)
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what did you see?  Roll Eyes
Posted: at 27-11-2013 03:42 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 27-11-2013 03:51 PM (10 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes.....for your mind Angry
Posted: at 27-11-2013 03:51 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 27-11-2013 03:57 PM (10 years ago)
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the mind need bleach and iron sponge  Lips Sealed
Posted: at 27-11-2013 03:57 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- benadio at 27-11-2013 04:22 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on 27-11-2013 03:22 PM
Lol no mind that boi
I go send my German Shepherd for your back
Posted: at 27-11-2013 04:22 PM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- alabi22 at 27-11-2013 06:42 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on 27-11-2013 11:07 AM
Dull poster
(Expert whispers to jossy ear)
Psn go see better joke this year so?
e don tey. joke don finish 4 market. na remix remain
Posted: at 27-11-2013 06:42 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 28-11-2013 01:22 AM (10 years ago)
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Nak me tori
Posted: at 28-11-2013 01:22 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 28-11-2013 08:17 AM (10 years ago)
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den u go nak am akpako abi
Posted: at 28-11-2013 08:17 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 28-11-2013 09:43 AM (10 years ago)
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wetin b apkako? no hit anytn 4 my head abeg
Posted: at 28-11-2013 09:43 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 29-11-2013 09:22 AM (10 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 29-11-2013 09:22 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 29-11-2013 08:07 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 28-11-2013 08:17 AM
den u go nak am akpako abi
no na mgbadike i go nak am
Posted: at 29-11-2013 08:07 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jabanz at 29-11-2013 08:38 PM (10 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 29-11-2013 08:38 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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