A lady went to store to buy a parrot and asked the sale's man,"whats sospecial about the parrot ?"
Sale's man says the parrot can talk so the lady asks the parrot, "how do
i look ?"
The parrot replied "you look like a prostitute!"
The lady got pissed off, and tells the sale's man that its a very rude
parrot and she cannot buy it.
The sale's man told the lady to please wait for two minutes, so he took
the parrot to the back of the store and shoves the parrot into a bucket
of water and when he pulls the parrot out, he says, "if you disrespect out
there i will soak you in water again.
Then he took the parrot back outside.
The salesman asked the lady to ask the parrot questions again.
LADY : If i come home withone man what would u think ?
PARROT : He's your husband.
LADY : Two men ?
PARROT : Your husband and his brother.
LADY : Three men ?
PARROT : Your husband, his brother and your brother.
LADY : Four men ?
PARROT : Sir, please just bring the bucket of water, I already told you
she is a prostitute!
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