Types

Date: 04-08-2009 2:31 pm (14 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
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- at 4-08-2009 02:31 PM (14 years ago)
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ORGASM TYPES

Sex in a boat = Oargasms
Sex with a nerd = Dorkgasms
Sex at the entrance to your house = Doorgasms
Sex on the carpet or linoleum = Floorgasms
Sex at the supermarket = Storegasms
Sex with wild pigs = Boargasms
Sex at a Stephen King movie = Horrorgasms
Sex with a prostitue = wh*regasms
Sex with a storyteller = Loregasms
Sex with an accountant = Boregasms
Sex while sleeping = Snoregasms
Sex with Arthur = Dudley Mooregasms
Sex with cartoon donkeys = Eeyoregasms
Sex while broke = Poorgasms
Sex with a lion = Roargasms
Sex for hours and hours on end = Soregasms
Sex on a golf course = Foregasms
Sex with a nymphomaniac = Ready for Moregasms
Sex in a gold mine = Oregasms
Sex with a dermatologist = Poregasms
Sex with the vice president = Al Goregasms
Sex with chocolate marshmallows = S'moregasms
Sex with a bullfighter = Toreadorgasms
Sex with a masked man carrying a sword = Zorogasms
Sex on the beach = Shoregasms
Sex when you get an award = Honogasms
Sex at an all you can eat buffet = Smorgasbordgasms
Sex on a cruise ship deck = Shuffleboardgasms
Sex in Asia = Singaporegasms
Sex among the wonders of the world = Outdoorgasms
Sex in the vicinity of garbage can = odorgasms
Sex on the way to the train = All aboardgasms
Sex that isn't very satisfying = there's the doorgasms
Sex during hay fever season = Sporegasms
Sex using plastic cutlery = Sporkgasms
Sex with a Medieval poet = Troubadorgasms
Sex in an adult theater = Hardcoregasms
Sex with conquering Spaniards = Conquistadorgasms
Sex with someone not paying attention = Ignorgasms
Sex with a competitive partner = scoregasms
Sex in a firehouse = Firedoorgasms
Sex with an Icelandic singer = Bjorkgasms
Sex with the host of a horrible t.v. show = Pauly Shoregasms
Sex with a cookie = Oreogasms
Sex while flying = Soargasms
Sex with a bugle player = Horngasms
Sex with an astronaut who didn't make it into space = Abortgasms
Sex with a beloved partner = Adoregasms
Sex with a meat eater = Carnivoregasms
Sex with a person who's got a really bad hairdo = Pompadoregasms
Sex with someone who has really bad taste in clothes = Velourgasms
Sex while sightseeing = Tourgasms
Sex with a big dog = Labradorgasms
Sex with Beavs and Butthead = Gonnascoregasms
Sex during an earthquake = Tremorgasms
Sex on farm implements = Tractorgasms
Sex with Thomas Edison = Inventorgasms
Sex with a construction worker = Contractorgasms
Sex at a symphony orchestra = Conductorgasms
Sex with a person who examines dead bodies = Coronergasms
Sex on the stairs at the mall = Escalatorgasms
Sex while hopelessly drunk on shooters = Liquorgasms
Sex with a possessive partner = Yourgasms
Sex with Frankenstein's assistant = Igorgasms
Sex with three of your friends = Fourgasms
Sex with a Norse God = Thorgasms
Sex when resistance is futile = Borggasms
Sex without a climax = Nogasms


14_Inches

Posted: at 4-08-2009 02:31 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- teeco at 4-08-2009 02:36 PM (14 years ago)
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tooo long
Posted: at 4-08-2009 02:36 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- 14_Inches_Long at 4-08-2009 02:37 PM (14 years ago)
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Sorry pals, my keyboard is playing up.

The Title is orgasm types....
Posted: at 4-08-2009 02:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 14_Inches_Long at 4-08-2009 02:38 PM (14 years ago)
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I mean Orgasm types.


14_Inches
Posted: at 4-08-2009 02:38 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 4-08-2009 02:39 PM (14 years ago)
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Man are you sure u have slept with all those?
Posted: at 4-08-2009 02:39 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 4-08-2009 02:47 PM (14 years ago)
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Nice one keep it up

b4 the girls see am
Posted: at 4-08-2009 02:47 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kristiantus at 4-08-2009 02:50 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on  4-08-2009 02:39 PM
Man are you sure u have slept with all those?
Grin Grin Grin
say it out..... all those what?  Grin
Posted: at 4-08-2009 02:50 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 4-08-2009 02:53 PM (14 years ago)
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types Grin
Posted: at 4-08-2009 02:53 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 4-08-2009 02:53 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  4-08-2009 02:50 PM
Quote from: asaph on  4-08-2009 02:39 PM
Man are you sure u have slept with all those?
Grin Grin Grin
say it out..... all those what?  Grin
With those i cant finish it. Shocked
Posted: at 4-08-2009 02:53 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 4-08-2009 02:58 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on  4-08-2009 02:53 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  4-08-2009 02:50 PM
Quote from: asaph on  4-08-2009 02:39 PM
Man are you sure u have slept with all those?
Grin Grin Grin
say it out..... all those what?  Grin
With those i cant finish it. Shocked

Types
Posted: at 4-08-2009 02:58 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 4-08-2009 03:01 PM (14 years ago)
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Thank u teeco. yo becoming a good boy. outstanding!!
Posted: at 4-08-2009 03:01 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 4-08-2009 03:14 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on  4-08-2009 03:01 PM
Thank u teeco. yo becoming a good boy. outstanding!!
hahahahah.  Grin
Posted: at 4-08-2009 03:14 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 4-08-2009 03:20 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on  4-08-2009 03:01 PM
Thank u teeco. yo becoming a good boy. outstanding!!

 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-08-2009 03:20 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 4-08-2009 03:21 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  4-08-2009 03:14 PM
Quote from: asaph on  4-08-2009 03:01 PM
Thank u teeco. yo becoming a good boy. outstanding!!
hahahahah.  Grin
Yes, he has been very sturbbon previously. I dont know whether Gbravo has recovered. he had the same problem.
Posted: at 4-08-2009 03:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 4-08-2009 03:24 PM (14 years ago)
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you dont understand us bcos you are new here we use to be a very good pals
Posted: at 4-08-2009 03:24 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 4-08-2009 03:41 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: teeco on  4-08-2009 03:24 PM
you dont understand us bcos you are new here we use to be a very good pals
Birds of the same feathers....
Posted: at 4-08-2009 03:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 4-08-2009 03:57 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on  4-08-2009 03:41 PM
Quote from: teeco on  4-08-2009 03:24 PM
you dont understand us bcos you are new here we use to be a very good pals
Birds of the same feathers....

 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-08-2009 03:57 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omatseye at 4-08-2009 04:35 PM (14 years ago)
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na wa oooo...tins ar happen
Posted: at 4-08-2009 04:35 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 4-08-2009 04:36 PM (14 years ago)
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abi
Posted: at 4-08-2009 04:36 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kristiantus at 4-08-2009 04:38 PM (14 years ago)
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maybe some people don't want things to happen this way....  Grin Grin Grin
OMG..... what a day....  Grin
Posted: at 4-08-2009 04:38 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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