... I really should have mentioned this earlier.

Date: 04-08-2009 9:06 pm (14 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
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- at 4-08-2009 09:06 PM (14 years ago)
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A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped.

"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25..."

Posted: at 4-08-2009 09:06 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Seyolat at 4-08-2009 11:16 PM (14 years ago)
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yeah...dat was good  Grin
Posted: at 4-08-2009 11:16 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- wordsmith at 5-08-2009 10:44 AM (14 years ago)
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profitable venture Grin
Posted: at 5-08-2009 10:44 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Gbravo at 5-08-2009 10:53 AM (14 years ago)
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Na so so sex joke u sabi..
Posted: at 5-08-2009 10:53 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 5-08-2009 01:42 PM (14 years ago)
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tit 4 tat
Posted: at 5-08-2009 01:42 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gbravo at 5-08-2009 02:14 PM (14 years ago)
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eh..
Posted: at 5-08-2009 02:14 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 5-08-2009 02:15 PM (14 years ago)
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Isn't it my friend
Posted: at 5-08-2009 02:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gbravo at 5-08-2009 02:17 PM (14 years ago)
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yes it is my Gee
Posted: at 5-08-2009 02:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 5-08-2009 02:20 PM (14 years ago)
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Never do thet business. OK
Posted: at 5-08-2009 02:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 5-08-2009 02:59 PM (14 years ago)
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passing...
Posted: at 5-08-2009 02:59 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 5-08-2009 08:22 PM (14 years ago)
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No comment
Posted: at 5-08-2009 08:22 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 5-08-2009 08:42 PM (14 years ago)
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 Wink Wink Wink
Posted: at 5-08-2009 08:42 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 5-08-2009 08:43 PM (14 years ago)
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Grin
Posted: at 5-08-2009 08:43 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- naughtiboi at 5-08-2009 09:39 PM (14 years ago)
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nice one.
But i reli shld hav mentioned it earlia
Posted: at 5-08-2009 09:39 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- xter at 5-08-2009 10:24 PM (14 years ago)
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fine
Posted: at 5-08-2009 10:24 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 6-08-2009 12:51 AM (14 years ago)
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GOOD FOR HER...14 U SURE SAY NO BE U BE THE MAN SHAA..COS I NO U..Grin
Posted: at 6-08-2009 12:51 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- naughtiboi at 6-08-2009 01:51 AM (14 years ago)
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Guy u wicked o. u mean say him na taxi driva
Posted: at 6-08-2009 01:51 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Recoverd at 6-08-2009 11:05 AM (14 years ago)
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Hahahahaha...
Posted: at 6-08-2009 11:05 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gbravo at 6-08-2009 11:24 AM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 6-08-2009 11:24 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 7-08-2009 10:52 AM (14 years ago)
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Grin
Posted: at 7-08-2009 10:52 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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