Things A Lady Should Never Do In The Presence Of A Man

Date: 05-01-2014 8:21 pm (10 years ago) | Author: Direct
- at 5-01-2014 08:21 PM (10 years ago)
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• Farting In Our Presence
Men hate this to the core, they may pretend not to but they really hate when you do it in their presence. If you doubt me, go and ask a man whom you don't know to tell you what he thinks of a lady who farts in front of him.

• Eating too much
Whenever you Ladies are in our Presence please try to control your eating habits. Not that we're too broke to buy you Food but eating without Class just because you're indoors is disgusting to say the least!

• Washing of your undies (panties)
Please try to reduce the amount of times you wash your undies in our presence. Forget that popular slang
which tends to say that when a man loves you, he can even wash your undies, we're not that cool with seeing someone else's undies!

• Talking too dirty
Please, have control of things you say in our presence. Don’t be too naughty when it comes to your language especially if you want to remain a GIRLFRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!!

• Laughing excessively
Control the length you laugh in front of us. When we're not around, you can laugh and bring down the roof if you wish. I was talking to a lady and she laughed so loud that she didn't know when she polluted.

• Always watching movies
If you are an Afro-cinema addict please, for the sake of not receiving any RED CARD, stop giving it all your time especially when your man is around. We need total concentration when we are talking to you

• Fighting
Never fight in front of your man, he may feel that one day you will fight his mother.

• i Too Know attitude
Its very annoying when you always act like you know everything. When we argue about sports, romance, friends etc its cool for you to let us win sometimes as it would do you no harm than try to make sure you POV is the most correct even when its not.

Posted: at 5-01-2014 08:21 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
- Orojoe at 5-01-2014 08:57 PM (10 years ago)
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Men wetin dey hungry una no dey Onitsha market.. But its ok when a man farts in d presence of a girl nd expects sorry from d gal.. I agree with d 3 last points.., but d rest am not sure!!
Posted: at 5-01-2014 08:57 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ajanni at 5-01-2014 09:32 PM (10 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 5-01-2014 09:32 PM (10 years ago) | Grande Master
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- Afrogotojail at 5-01-2014 11:34 PM (10 years ago)
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True talk
Posted: at 5-01-2014 11:34 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ajanni at 6-01-2014 08:30 AM (10 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 6-01-2014 08:30 AM (10 years ago) | Grande Master
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- sucre4u at 20-01-2014 12:42 PM (10 years ago)
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Posted: at 20-01-2014 12:42 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- okaset912 at 3-02-2014 10:46 PM (10 years ago)
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NA WA 4 men oh !
Posted: at 3-02-2014 10:46 PM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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