The oganla of grammar, the one and only honourable Patrick Obahiagbon has lent his voice to the recent gay marriages ban in Nigeria.
Read his reaction to the ban below:
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“Alas oppressionism has befuddled the appendage of the innocent gayous Nigerian. I am overghastedly flabberwhelmed at the current social media crinkum-krankum set ablaze in the furnace gargantuan gaga fully odoriferous and bugabooish in this phase and time. The drama is combustible. The police, our most obliquyous Machiavellian baga-bubu has begun their disdain of molestation. The legal intercontinental ballistic missile unsaphronisationistically unleashed by Mr President has caused a global rejection, commotion, and OBAMA has pooh-poohed his mumbo-jumbo.
Nigeria has maniacally accepted a perfidious hockery-pockery of a legalisationism whilst ignoring the poverty portraits on that bewildered, repugnant, wretched faces of the earth.
This is not terra ferma for me and it is clearly a terra incognito. The discobolus generated by the sola-campus nuances is flawless like the biblical ‘MENE, MENE, TEKEL, UPHARSIN’. Now the country is in a political Bermuda Triangle and if we do not take very urgent and responsible steps to meander the interstices of eschewable cataracts, land mines waterfronts, icebergs and ox bow lakes of the gay ban, the ship of the Nigerian state has all the capacities and possibilities of berthing in the disastrous and pestilential aqua of a terminus aquem”
Wetin consign Obama now….. Seriously we need an interpreter for this grammar bomb. I no fit interpret am well.
Oh my gosh! See vexation wey no be small. Which side is he on now??
Any interpreter in the house? ??
Common sense is indeed not common.
Posted: at 18-01-2014 04:02 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
oleghesussan at 18-01-2014 05:11 PM (11 years ago) (f)
::)As far as I'm concern, he has not communicate. He did not pass any message.
Posted: at 18-01-2014 05:11 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
poster please this is not funny anymore,if u want any reasonable person on this sight to always belive u each time u post any thing u clame this man said, u must have to also provide the source,either by also posting the tweet,interview video tape or the real news paper along with it.before some fools will start insulting the innocent man for no reason like the last time
Posted: at 19-01-2014 03:53 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
ken10000 at 19-01-2014 04:33 PM (11 years ago) (m)
He spoke in Latin ,Botanica,and a little Greek, So from my own point of understanding ,What he is trying to say is this..At last the inoncent Gay people have been oppressed,and he is surprised of how the social media have reacted to the GAY BAN negatively,and that our Nigeria useless police have taking this as an excuse to demonstrate their arrogance once again,and also that this GAY BAN can lead to a global rejection in other words meaning the west is now against Nigeria [,for example i just read and hour ago that the Canadian government have cancel president Jonathan visit],,He went further to say that this GAY BAN can lead to SANCTIONS ,that will stop the progress Nigeria have been making for the past decade,and that Nigeria as a country would be in great troubles if the Nigeria government do not mend the GAY BAN LAW as soon as possible,AND THAT NIGERIA AS A COUNTRY WILL FALL IN A DISASTROUS [AQUA] meaning WATER..
Posted: at 19-01-2014 04:33 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
Na play play madness dey carry enter person. and land am for inside market. dis na mad man wit him madness kolomental jagons. he need medical attention.
Posted: at 19-01-2014 05:16 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
Na play play madness dey carry enter person. and land am for inside market. dis na mad man wit him madness kolomental jagons. he need medical attention.
Posted: at 19-01-2014 05:16 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
These sayings are being fabricated as they all contain same funny words Naija pals always report him using: nice try Naija pals but I aint buying..... Cos MarSoN said So
Posted: at 19-01-2014 05:55 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
These sayings are being fabricated as they all contain same funny words Naija pals always report him using: nice try Naija pals but I aint buying..... Cos MarSoN said So
Posted: at 19-01-2014 05:55 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
Bankable at 19-01-2014 06:59 PM (11 years ago) (m)
Naija pals losing its readers everyday because of irrelevant posts... Patrick hardly use same grammar twice, poster stop fooling yourself... This same words has been repeated at least 5 times on this odoriferous site.. Get a life and get a job, if that doesn't happen pls come suck my dick and lick my ass...
Posted: at 19-01-2014 06:59 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
poster please this is not funny anymore,if u want any reasonable person on this sight to always belive u each time u post any thing u clame this man said, u must have to also provide the source,either by also posting the tweet,interview video tape or the real news paper along with it.before some fools will start insulting the innocent man for no reason like the last time
Thank God you are among the few who know this bloggers are liars. They are just looking for cheap popularity and dragging people into ferocious saga
Posted: at 19-01-2014 07:27 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
::)As far as I'm concern, he has not communicate. He did not pass any message. 
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