Different Phone...

Date: 28-01-2014 6:22 pm (10 years ago) | Author: Fertymor Fatty
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- at 28-01-2014 06:22 PM (10 years ago)
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Person dash me phone as Xmas Gift, but d phone taya me
see wetin the phone dey do
=> E go full after 3 minutes of charging
=> The phone get TV, Touch Screen, Nail Cutter, Firelighter
=> I fit write text message with a toothpick sef
=> The back na NokLa
=> Front blackcerry
=> Inside i-pad
=> Battery na samswag
=> When aero-plane pass e go record "One missed Call"
=> When a big truck horn; e go show "Charger connected"
=> When Chinese man pass e go show "One Bluetooth device found"
=> When fine bobo waka pass, e go show "Ur favourite food found"
=> When ugly guy aka pass, e go show, "Virus detected"
Abeg I wan sell am...! Who wan buy ooo?
Even as I dey find buyer
E dey show me for screen:- "No contact found"

Posted: at 28-01-2014 06:22 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Aalladinn at 28-01-2014 06:33 PM (10 years ago)
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nd anytime u hold d phone , d fone dey show say U DON MENTAL abi Huh?Huh?Huh???
Posted: at 28-01-2014 06:33 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- youngboss11 at 28-01-2014 06:35 PM (10 years ago)
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Am i suppose to read this?
 Grin
Posted: at 28-01-2014 06:35 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Aalladinn at 28-01-2014 06:52 PM (10 years ago)
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EAT
Posted: at 28-01-2014 06:52 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 28-01-2014 07:40 PM (10 years ago)
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Fertymor as i like u reach na pb4 u take fcuk up  Sad
Posted: at 28-01-2014 07:40 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Aalladinn at 28-01-2014 07:42 PM (10 years ago)
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una don weed
Posted: at 28-01-2014 07:42 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 28-01-2014 07:57 PM (10 years ago)
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one mad man dey shout I lost my phone b4....u sure say no be him phone una go tif?
Posted: at 28-01-2014 07:57 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 28-01-2014 11:11 PM (10 years ago)
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9ice 1
Posted: at 28-01-2014 11:11 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Aalladinn at 28-01-2014 11:27 PM (10 years ago)
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 Angry
Posted: at 28-01-2014 11:27 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 29-01-2014 04:57 AM (10 years ago)
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Embarrassed
Posted: at 29-01-2014 04:57 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 29-01-2014 10:05 AM (10 years ago)
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pb76543200000000
Posted: at 29-01-2014 10:05 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 29-01-2014 03:13 PM (10 years ago)
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Huh
Posted: at 29-01-2014 03:13 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omomarty at 29-01-2014 03:39 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: Aalladinn on 28-01-2014 06:33 PM
nd anytime u hold d phone , d fone dey show say U DON MENTAL abi Huh?Huh?Huh???

since wey u de exist dis one na d first tyme wey u de talk better thing  Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 29-01-2014 03:39 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 29-01-2014 04:12 PM (10 years ago)
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 Sad
Posted: at 29-01-2014 04:12 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Fertymor at 29-01-2014 04:24 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: Aalladinn on 28-01-2014 06:33 PM
nd anytime u hold d phone , d fone dey show say U DON MENTAL abi Huh?Huh?Huh???

COME GUY, SE NA JOKE U DEY YAN NI ABI U DEY GIVE MY ENEMIES BAD NAME...
Posted: at 29-01-2014 04:24 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Fertymor at 29-01-2014 04:25 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on 28-01-2014 07:40 PM
Fertymor as i like u reach na pb4 u take fcuk up  Sad

SO DIS ONE NA "pb4" AGAIN, NA WA Oooo...  Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed
Posted: at 29-01-2014 04:25 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 29-01-2014 06:20 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: Fertymor on 29-01-2014 04:25 PM
SO DIS ONE NA "pb4" AGAIN, NA WA Oooo...  Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed
fertymor na pb4 i no fit lie u  Roll Eyes
Posted: at 29-01-2014 06:20 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Fertymor at 29-01-2014 06:38 PM (10 years ago)
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OK Oooo... I DON HEAR U NA
Posted: at 29-01-2014 06:38 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 29-01-2014 06:46 PM (10 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 29-01-2014 06:46 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 30-01-2014 02:26 PM (10 years ago)
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mental case
Posted: at 30-01-2014 02:26 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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