A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.
"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over to him and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."
The boy leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."
diplomatik at 18-08-2009 04:20 PM (14 years ago) (f)
kris..where r u...i'm reporting ur friend teeco to u..he just broke my heart oo..... :'( :'( :'( :'(
u've seen me right? i look kool right? ???but don't send me mails asking for my add or phone no. and don't give it to me either , i'll ask u if i want it ..ok...kool
Posted: at 18-08-2009 04:20 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
diplomatik at 18-08-2009 04:26 PM (14 years ago) (f)
Quote from: teeco on 18-08-2009 04:24 PM
Quote from: diplomatik on 18-08-2009 04:20 PM
kris..where r u...i'm reporting ur friend teeco to u..he just broke my heart oo..... :'( :'( :'( :'(
baby wait we will settle it here ok
no way......did u see all those kisses u were giving her even in my presence.......... ..its over.... :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
u've seen me right? i look kool right? ???but don't send me mails asking for my add or phone no. and don't give it to me either , i'll ask u if i want it ..ok...kool
Posted: at 18-08-2009 04:26 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Kristiantus at 18-08-2009 04:40 PM (14 years ago) (m)
Quote from: diplomatik on 18-08-2009 04:20 PM
kris..where r u...i'm reporting ur friend teeco to u..he just broke my heart oo..... :'( :'( :'( :'(
comeon diplomatik, just take it easy okay.... am sure he has something to say to this... @teeco: wetin be all dis rubbish now? why you dey fall my hand?
Posted: at 18-08-2009 04:40 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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i look kool right? ???but don't send me mails asking for my add or phone no. and don't give it to me either 
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