Computer Viruses

CHECK YOUR COMPUTER FOR THE FOLLOWING VIRUSES:

LEWINSKY VIRUS - sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did.

MIKE TYSON VIRUS - quits after one byte

OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS - your 300mb hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100mb and then slowly expands to 200mb.

DR. JACK KEVORKAIN VIRUS - deletes all old files.

ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS - you can no longer insert disks into your computer.

TITANIC VIRUS - your whole computer goes down.

DISNEY VIRUS - everything in your computer goes Goofy.

PROZAC VIRUS - screws up your ram, but your processor doesn't care.

JOEY BUTTAFUCCO VIRUS - only attacks minor files.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS - terminates some files, leaves, but it'll be back.

LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS - turns your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy.

VIAGRA VIRUS - turns your 3.5 inch floppy into a hard drive.

By General Teeco

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Posted: at 18-08-2009 12:29 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Thx Major Khris 

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Posted: at 18-08-2009 12:37 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

major...
abeg forget that one... kris should be okay....
mind you, we are in a democratic dispensation, we no want military again for naija....

Posted: at 18-08-2009 12:40 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

dont worry we will collect the country trust me

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Posted: at 18-08-2009 12:45 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

so u dey plan coup @ teeco

Posted: at 18-08-2009 10:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Xter virus. General manager hw far! U try 4 dis 6ne but u 4 put sexy virus

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Posted: at 18-08-2009 11:18 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

e be like say you wan face execution abi?

Posted: at 19-08-2009 08:46 AM (15 years ago) | Hero

lolz

Posted: at 19-08-2009 09:22 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

dunno

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Posted: at 19-08-2009 10:03 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

na movie we dey discuss here.

Posted: at 20-08-2009 12:26 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming