Akpors and his pastor

Date: 03-03-2014 10:46 am (10 years ago) | Author: Enioluwa Ogunwoolu
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- at 3-03-2014 10:46 AM (10 years ago)
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Pastor added Akpos on facebook and he accepted.
2 minutes later message came
in;
Pastor: How are you?
Akpos: I am fine sir!
Pastor: May the building of
heavenly favour collapse on your
head.
Akpos: (No reply).
Pastor: May the thunder of
Blessing strike you and your
family.
Me: (No reply).
Pastor: Are you there?
Akpos: Yes sir!
Pastor: You should be saying
amen to claim the Blessings.
Akpos: Okay sir, May over speeding trailer of blessings jam/crush you and your family like a moving train, faster than the speed of light in Jesus name?
Pastor: May God forgive the hand you used in typing that!


Posted: at 3-03-2014 10:46 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- jossy4reall at 3-03-2014 12:58 PM (10 years ago)
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may God forgive the computer wia u from post dis joke

Posted: at 3-03-2014 12:58 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- ajanni at 3-03-2014 01:57 PM (10 years ago)
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pb4
Posted: at 3-03-2014 01:57 PM (10 years ago) | Grande Master
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- Aalladinn at 3-03-2014 03:25 PM (10 years ago)
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nonsense  Undecided
Posted: at 3-03-2014 03:25 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DaCutest at 3-03-2014 06:57 PM (10 years ago)
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Shut up!

Posted: at 3-03-2014 06:57 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 3-03-2014 08:43 PM (10 years ago)
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Da uglest
So na how to dey post pb4 u dey observe since?

Posted: at 3-03-2014 08:43 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 3-03-2014 09:27 PM (10 years ago)
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and may God forgiv u 4 making me read ds
Posted: at 3-03-2014 09:27 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 3-03-2014 09:30 PM (10 years ago)
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I dey observe

Posted: at 3-03-2014 09:30 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Aalladinn at 3-03-2014 09:38 PM (10 years ago)
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u dey observe ''oranges'' abi ??
Posted: at 3-03-2014 09:38 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ajanni at 3-03-2014 09:46 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on  3-03-2014 09:30 PM
I dey observe
the observer
Posted: at 3-03-2014 09:46 PM (10 years ago) | Grande Master
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- zeigbo at 3-03-2014 09:54 PM (10 years ago)
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huh

Posted: at 3-03-2014 09:54 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ajanni at 3-03-2014 10:02 PM (10 years ago)
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puh
Posted: at 3-03-2014 10:02 PM (10 years ago) | Grande Master
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- DaCutest at 3-03-2014 10:46 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on  3-03-2014 09:30 PM
I dey observe
y u dey steal my job na?

Posted: at 3-03-2014 10:46 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 4-03-2014 06:30 AM (10 years ago)
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Ask ram

Posted: at 4-03-2014 06:30 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 4-03-2014 12:33 PM (10 years ago)
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chai! i think poster head correct make in de take care of all these mad ppl nam in she come show herself Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
egede nwikpo!
Posted: at 4-03-2014 12:33 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- ajanni at 4-03-2014 01:51 PM (10 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 4-03-2014 01:51 PM (10 years ago) | Grande Master
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- brightossy at 4-03-2014 02:01 PM (10 years ago)
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Make i go call dentist to check poster brain
Posted: at 4-03-2014 02:01 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ajanni at 4-03-2014 02:33 PM (10 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 4-03-2014 02:33 PM (10 years ago) | Grande Master
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- rakelly at 4-03-2014 04:07 PM (10 years ago)
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no brain no poster
Posted: at 4-03-2014 04:07 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 4-03-2014 05:39 PM (10 years ago)
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who talk am?
Posted: at 4-03-2014 05:39 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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