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Date: 25-08-2009 7:47 pm (14 years ago) | Author: just2sexy
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- at 25-08-2009 07:47 PM (14 years ago)
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When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old man sitting on a park bench sobbing his eyes out. I stopped and asked him what was wrong.
He said, ???I have a 22 year old wife at home. She rubs my back every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee.Huh?

I said, ???Well, then why are you crying?Huh?

He said, ???She makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies, cleans the house and then watches sports TV with me for the rest of the afternoon.Huh?

I said, ???Well, why are you crying?Huh?

He said, ???For dinner she makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love with me until the wee hours???

I said, ???Well, why in the world would you be crying?Huh?

He said, ???I can??™t remember where I live!!


 Grin



just2sexy

Posted: at 25-08-2009 07:47 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
- add12 at 25-08-2009 07:50 PM (14 years ago)
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you makes me  laugh  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 25-08-2009 07:50 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 25-08-2009 08:07 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: add12 on 25-08-2009 07:50 PM
you makes me  laugh  Grin Grin Grin

me too
Posted: at 25-08-2009 08:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 25-08-2009 08:21 PM (14 years ago)
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thanks
Posted: at 25-08-2009 08:21 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 25-08-2009 10:10 PM (14 years ago)
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i no fit laugh but make i fake am ,.....huuuuhuuuuuhuuhuu Grin Grin
Posted: at 25-08-2009 10:10 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 25-08-2009 11:10 PM (14 years ago)
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9ce ....coolguy how far
Posted: at 25-08-2009 11:10 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- teeco at 26-08-2009 10:52 AM (14 years ago)
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hmnm
Posted: at 26-08-2009 10:52 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 26-08-2009 11:53 AM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 26-08-2009 11:53 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 26-08-2009 11:57 AM (14 years ago)
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yes
Posted: at 26-08-2009 11:57 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 26-08-2009 11:58 AM (14 years ago)
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teeco i wan decamp........
Posted: at 26-08-2009 11:58 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- jenny88 at 26-08-2009 02:08 PM (14 years ago)
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i no fit laugh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Posted: at 26-08-2009 02:08 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- teeco at 26-08-2009 02:09 PM (14 years ago)
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go ahead @cooldude
Posted: at 26-08-2009 02:09 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- favourtee at 26-08-2009 02:50 PM (14 years ago)
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@ POSTER FOTOCOPY, BUT STILL MADE ME SMILE
Posted: at 26-08-2009 02:50 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 26-08-2009 02:55 PM (14 years ago)
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@teeco  ...... suggest which room i shud go .......
Posted: at 26-08-2009 02:55 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrose at 26-08-2009 02:59 PM (14 years ago)
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very funny. Thanks, but did he lost his memeory becos' of 2 much sex?Huh?Huh???
Posted: at 26-08-2009 02:59 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- favourtee at 26-08-2009 03:00 PM (14 years ago)
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ahaha! queenrose
Posted: at 26-08-2009 03:00 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 26-08-2009 07:03 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: queenrose on 26-08-2009 02:59 PM
very funny. Thanks, but did he lost his memeory becos' of 2 much sex?Huh?Huh???
this girl na one everly ready..........
Posted: at 26-08-2009 07:03 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- add12 at 26-08-2009 07:30 PM (14 years ago)
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hun 4 sxxxxxxxxxxxx or what
Posted: at 26-08-2009 07:30 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 26-08-2009 10:01 PM (14 years ago)
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why u wan know......
Posted: at 26-08-2009 10:01 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 26-08-2009 11:15 PM (14 years ago)
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 Smiley
Posted: at 26-08-2009 11:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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