COPY & PASTE

Date: 13-03-2014 6:30 pm (10 years ago) | Author: Iyabo Alabi
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- at 13-03-2014 06:30 PM (10 years ago)
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1. Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any -Albert Einstein (1872)
2. Any toilet wey clean never jam correct shit –Fela Kuti (1990)
3. He who fully unwraps a Sharwama eating it cannot keep a secret -Abraham Lincoln (1864)
4. Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything-Martin Luther King Jr. (1900)
5. Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with a mountain of fire member - William Shakespeare(1788)
6. Anyone who graduated without experiencing strike probably has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904)
7. He who ask for stew on top of jollof rice has trust issues - Alexander the III (1709)
8. He who refuses to classify Agege bread n Akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther king jnr (1931)
9. Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Mario Balotelli (2009)
10. Drinking Garri doesn't mean you're poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up before drinking is Poverty - Queen Elisabeth (1893).
11. He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry- Michael Jackson (2005)
12. Nigeria was never on the map when God said LET THERE BE LIGHT –Winston Churchill 1945
14. He who reads ds and dnt laugh nids to visit zeigbo shrine - na me talk am

Posted: at 13-03-2014 06:30 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- jossy4reall at 13-03-2014 06:44 PM (10 years ago)
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any woman who copied dis sumwia and posted it hia without thinking the level of yeye wey e dey spread to dis forum...is eligible to be next Naija aviation minister...Stella Oduah (dis afternoon)
Posted: at 13-03-2014 06:44 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Aalladinn at 13-03-2014 11:48 PM (10 years ago)
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if alabi still dey form virgin upon d visit wey she don dey visit me , dat means say my tenis don knock  Angry
Posted: at 13-03-2014 11:48 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alabi22 at 14-03-2014 07:17 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: Aalladinn on 13-03-2014 11:48 PM
if alabi still dey form virgin upon d visit wey she don dey visit me , dat means say my tenis don knock  Angry
true true or tennis plus d 2 egg rolls don't knock finish. Mtchew... u even get tennis sef? VERY yeye naughty boy
Posted: at 14-03-2014 07:17 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alabi22 at 14-03-2014 07:20 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 13-03-2014 06:44 PM
any woman who copied dis sumwia and posted it hia without thinking the level of yeye wey e dey spread to dis forum...is eligible to be next Naija aviation minister...Stella Oduah (dis afternoon)
jossy but why? naim make I write title as copy & paste naa.... u no see am abi u read am upsidedown?
Posted: at 14-03-2014 07:20 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Aalladinn at 14-03-2014 07:26 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: alabi22 on 14-03-2014 07:17 AM
true true or tennis plus d 2 egg rolls don't knock finish. Mtchew... u even get tennis sef? VERY yeye naughty boy
u go kon try am Huh?
Posted: at 14-03-2014 07:26 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alabi22 at 14-03-2014 07:38 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: Aalladinn on 14-03-2014 07:26 AM
u go kon try am Huh?
u smoke?
Posted: at 14-03-2014 07:38 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Aalladinn at 14-03-2014 08:40 AM (10 years ago)
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i wish to my honey bogey  Wink
Posted: at 14-03-2014 08:40 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 14-03-2014 10:41 AM (10 years ago)
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copy and paste spirit still dey ds forum?
Posted: at 14-03-2014 10:41 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 14-03-2014 06:53 PM (10 years ago)
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every spirit of copy n paste catch fire
Posted: at 14-03-2014 06:53 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- alabi22 at 14-03-2014 10:31 PM (10 years ago)
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dem dey pursue u?
Posted: at 14-03-2014 10:31 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 15-03-2014 12:00 AM (10 years ago)
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but why?
Posted: at 15-03-2014 12:00 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 15-03-2014 02:34 PM (10 years ago)
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but why?
Posted: at 15-03-2014 02:34 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 15-03-2014 04:48 PM (10 years ago)
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still but why?
Posted: at 15-03-2014 04:48 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 15-03-2014 05:55 PM (10 years ago)
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Alabi don share room with jossy for yaba  Sad
Posted: at 15-03-2014 05:55 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- missispanky at 15-03-2014 07:40 PM (10 years ago)
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naaaaaaaaansis
Posted: at 15-03-2014 07:40 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 15-03-2014 10:46 PM (10 years ago)
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huh
Posted: at 15-03-2014 10:46 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ask-yourself-y at 15-03-2014 10:49 PM (10 years ago)
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Any girl wey open legs for you without comdom,she don count you join them,na me talk am.the year 2000 and now
Posted: at 15-03-2014 10:49 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Aalladinn at 15-03-2014 11:50 PM (10 years ago)
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zeigbo broda Sad
Posted: at 15-03-2014 11:50 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 16-03-2014 10:24 AM (10 years ago)
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and na aalladinn cousin
Posted: at 16-03-2014 10:24 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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