useless politicians

Date: 25-03-2014 6:51 pm (10 years ago) | Author: rashy jones
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- at 25-03-2014 06:51 PM (10 years ago)
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Goodluck Jonathan, David Mark, Obasanjo and former miss world Agbani Darego are traveling in a train.
The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.
Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!
The train comes out of the tunnel. David Mark and Obasanjo are sitting there looking perplexed.
Goodluck Jonathan is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap.
All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
David Mark is thinking: "These men are all crazy after Agbani Darego". Goodluck Jonathan must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.
Agbani Darego is thinking: "Goodluck Jonathan must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Obasanjo instead and got slapped."
Goodluck Jonathan is thinking: "Damn it, Obasanjo must have tried to kiss Agbani Darego, she thought it was me and slapped me."
Obasanjo is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Goodluck Jonathan again".

Posted: at 25-03-2014 06:51 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Aalladinn at 25-03-2014 06:53 PM (10 years ago)
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una useless brodas nd sisters go cmt nw
Posted: at 25-03-2014 06:53 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alabi22 at 25-03-2014 06:54 PM (10 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 25-03-2014 06:54 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- yettyness at 25-03-2014 09:53 PM (10 years ago)
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ok joke...
Posted: at 25-03-2014 09:53 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 25-03-2014 10:19 PM (10 years ago)
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Una no get better brain na im make una no see say na better joke be dis including the poster
Posted: at 25-03-2014 10:19 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Amaight at 25-03-2014 10:24 PM (10 years ago)
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All of una never chop dis nite oooo shey? As una no laff
Posted: at 25-03-2014 10:24 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 25-03-2014 10:36 PM (10 years ago)
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this joke don make me remember my dead fowl
Posted: at 25-03-2014 10:36 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 25-03-2014 10:48 PM (10 years ago)
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Cheesy
Posted: at 25-03-2014 10:48 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Amaight at 25-03-2014 11:30 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: brightossy on 25-03-2014 10:36 PM
this joke don make me remember my dead fowl

D one u thief abi?
Posted: at 25-03-2014 11:30 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Aalladinn at 26-03-2014 12:06 AM (10 years ago)
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hin don pack all d dead fowl wey zeigbo don use for juju for road finish .
na hin best food b dat
Posted: at 26-03-2014 12:06 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- yettyness at 26-03-2014 01:25 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 25-03-2014 10:19 PM
Una no get better brain na im make una no see say na better joke be dis including the poster
encouragement now.
Posted: at 26-03-2014 01:25 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alabi22 at 26-03-2014 08:39 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: Amaight on 25-03-2014 10:24 PM
All of una never chop dis nite oooo shey? As una no laff
guy, u were right - I Neva chop last note  na im make I say OK. but as I con chop now, con gada power & strength, I fit shout say ds ur joke na - PB4!!!. r u happy now?
Posted: at 26-03-2014 08:39 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 26-03-2014 09:50 AM (10 years ago)
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I will nake'd myself enter market and begin dey shout pB4 Angry
Posted: at 26-03-2014 09:50 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 26-03-2014 09:51 AM (10 years ago)
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Hoihoihoihoihoi tell ram
Posted: at 26-03-2014 09:51 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Amaight at 26-03-2014 10:39 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: alabi22 on 26-03-2014 08:39 AM
guy, u were right - I Neva chop last note  na im make I say OK. but as I con chop now, con gada power & strength, I fit shout say ds ur joke na - PB4!!!. r u happy now?

No am not,na u post am b4?
Posted: at 26-03-2014 10:39 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 26-03-2014 11:29 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 26-03-2014 09:51 AM
Hoihoihoihoihoi tell ram
hihihhihihi i don tell ram but he still dey ask alabi Angry
Posted: at 26-03-2014 11:29 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Amaight at 26-03-2014 12:08 PM (10 years ago)
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U wan make I ask u b4?
Posted: at 26-03-2014 12:08 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alabi22 at 26-03-2014 12:45 PM (10 years ago)
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lol. A might, truly,  na dem u sopos ask as na dem b grandpas for ds forum. u don pay ur tax?
Posted: at 26-03-2014 12:45 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Amaight at 26-03-2014 01:02 PM (10 years ago)
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No,na tithe I pay...
Posted: at 26-03-2014 01:02 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 26-03-2014 01:17 PM (10 years ago)
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i dey read nonsense this days, hope i no go purge?
Posted: at 26-03-2014 01:17 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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