healing the sick

Date: 30-08-2009 9:30 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Caleb G
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- at 30-08-2009 09:30 PM (15 years ago)
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Grandma and Grandpa were watching a healing service on the television.

The evangelist called to all who wanted to be healed to go to their television set, place one hand on the TV and the other hand on the body part where they wanted to be healed.

Grandma got up and slowly hobbled to the television set, placed her right hand on the set and her left hand on her arthritic shoulder that was causing her to have great pain.

Then Grandpa got up, went to the TV, placed his right hand on the set and his left hand on his crotch.

Grandma scowled at him and said, "I guess you just don't get it. The purpose of doing this is to heal the sick, not raise the dead."

Posted: at 30-08-2009 09:30 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- xter at 30-08-2009 09:32 PM (15 years ago)
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u tried
Posted: at 30-08-2009 09:32 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- KleverC at 30-08-2009 09:34 PM (15 years ago)
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now u're talking
Posted: at 30-08-2009 09:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 30-08-2009 09:35 PM (15 years ago)
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shut up ! u deaf b4?
Posted: at 30-08-2009 09:35 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- KleverC at 30-08-2009 09:41 PM (15 years ago)
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sorry
now u're posting Grin
Posted: at 30-08-2009 09:41 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 30-08-2009 09:42 PM (15 years ago)
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c mouth
Posted: at 30-08-2009 09:42 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- KleverC at 30-08-2009 09:47 PM (15 years ago)
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 Cool
Posted: at 30-08-2009 09:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 30-08-2009 09:48 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 30-08-2009 09:48 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- KleverC at 30-08-2009 10:27 PM (15 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 30-08-2009 10:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 30-08-2009 10:51 PM (15 years ago)
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4 the first time. U try
Posted: at 30-08-2009 10:51 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 30-08-2009 10:53 PM (15 years ago)
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yes na
Posted: at 30-08-2009 10:53 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- KleverC at 30-08-2009 10:59 PM (15 years ago)
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1st time?
Posted: at 30-08-2009 10:59 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 30-08-2009 11:21 PM (15 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 30-08-2009 11:21 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Earlycame1 at 30-08-2009 11:28 PM (15 years ago)
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aww he finally made sense..
Posted: at 30-08-2009 11:28 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 30-08-2009 11:32 PM (15 years ago)
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na u sabi ...post ur own
Posted: at 30-08-2009 11:32 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 31-08-2009 07:04 AM (15 years ago)
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she is in the parliament.....


fulish C now Klever C  ....cool joke over there
Posted: at 31-08-2009 07:04 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Earlycame1 at 31-08-2009 08:38 AM (15 years ago)
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brb
Posted: at 31-08-2009 08:38 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- coolguys235 at 31-08-2009 07:46 PM (15 years ago)
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sis
Posted: at 31-08-2009 07:46 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- KleverC at 31-08-2009 10:04 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: coolguys235 on 31-08-2009 07:04 AM
she is in the parliament.....


fulish C now Klever C  ....cool joke over there
confirmation?
Posted: at 31-08-2009 10:04 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Earlycame1 at 31-08-2009 10:10 PM (15 years ago)
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@kle, u dey even mind dem sef??
Posted: at 31-08-2009 10:10 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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