lol akpors

A Japanese tourist hailed Akpors' taxi in Nigeria and asked to be taken to the Ahmadu Bello Airport.

On the way, a car zoomed by and the tourist said to Akpors: "Oh! Toyota - Made in Japan! Very fast!"
Not too long afterward, another car flew by the taxi: "Oh! Nissan - Made in Japan! Very fast!"
Yet another car zipped by, and the tourist said, "Oh! Mitsubishi - Made in Japan! Very fast!"
Akpors, who is 100% Nigerian, was starting to get a little annoyed that the Japanese made cars were passing his taxi when another car passed the taxi as they were turning into the airport. "Oh! Honda - Made in Japan! Very fast!"
Akpors stopped the car, pointed to the meter, and said, "That'll be 5000 naira ."
The tourist exclaimed "5000 naira? It was short ride! Why so much?"
Akpors gave the man his most wicked laugh and replied, "Meter - Made in Nigeria. Very fast! Abeg pay me jor!"

Posted: at 3-04-2014 01:28 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Poater u no carry ur pad come?

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Posted: at 3-04-2014 02:46 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac

He no go skul na
U won tell me say u no know?
Na global yeye
Na so him and poster dey yeye up and down

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Posted: at 3-04-2014 03:38 PM (10 years ago) | Hero

No mind that guy

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Posted: at 3-04-2014 03:46 PM (10 years ago) | Hero

Ok

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Posted: at 3-04-2014 05:58 PM (10 years ago) | Hero

i shake my head pass

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Posted: at 3-04-2014 06:07 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero

zeigbo nd expert ,,, made in nigeria / VERY STUPID PIPU

Posted: at 3-04-2014 10:19 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac

  yeye boi

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Posted: at 4-04-2014 12:42 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero

♥

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Posted: at 4-04-2014 11:18 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero

this particular joke don full my brain memory

Posted: at 5-04-2014 11:15 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac