Latest toasting techniques in Naija!!!! (Page 4)

Date: 02-09-2009 3:31 pm (14 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
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- 14_Inches_Long at 3-09-2009 01:09 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: black_samurai on  2-09-2009 11:54 PM
Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on  2-09-2009 08:50 PM
Quote from: erikaakpan on  2-09-2009 03:59 PM
everyone has their own techniques in gettin a girl....dnt jock off someones style.....


That one be say all the stuff like:

You are the only sugar in my tea, the only cockroach in my cupboard and the only fish in my ocean nodey work again, gone were those days, they used to work like shit men !!!

Anyway, I will have to shine my eyes and wake up. Any homies in da house, share your won experiences now.


14_Inches


But can i buy you a rechard card? Can work these days!!



Yes that is my guy, I think I have heard some couple of Naija guys here who travel
 home often. They said buying of recharge cards and phone work like magic. and also taking a trip to Mr Biggs and Tantaliser, Sweet Sensation and MC Donalds or sorry, I guess there is no Macky in naija. Yes any good eatry will do.

Any objection to that, Please LADIES can aswer this !!!

14_Inches








Posted: at 3-09-2009 01:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 14_Inches_Long at 3-09-2009 01:23 PM (14 years ago)
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This is a true story,

I get one PALE, he liked this girl and they have gone out to eat in different eatries for almost 1 year and this girl's answer was still "I will think about it give me more time" after 1 harrowing year and after lots of chickens, meat pies, sausage rolls, fried rice, Jollof rice have gone down her stomach.

One day, this guy was fed up and frustrated. They were in Mr Biggs Mokola, Ibadan there were lots of people eating and the guy asked the girl the same question again and the same answer came like before, without respect to caution, this bobo just burst into heavy wailing, crying and serious sobbing. The girl was so much embarrassed that she had to pet this guy that ok she has accepted his proposal just to make him keep quiet to diffuse the tense atmosphere. Ol boy, that was the end of the guy's struggle, they became boy friend and girl friend from that day onwards untill devil parted them!!!!

Please note, this is not a fool proof / common technique and cannot be recommended for anyone unless you have studied the girl that she is a kind of girl you can blackmail emotionally otherwise, it may have a devastating effect.

Happy toasting!!!


14_Inches
Posted: at 3-09-2009 01:23 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 12hours at 3-09-2009 03:42 PM (14 years ago)
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you have to carve out your technique by your self
Posted: at 3-09-2009 03:42 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- luvvy at 3-09-2009 04:03 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: 14_Inches_Long on  2-09-2009 03:31 PM
Please pardon me if am sounding absurd,

I need some of these homies to acquaint me with the latest toasting techniques and sayings to babes in Naija.

I guess am no longer in TOWN!!!! and a bit old skool now, but if you check my veins, young bloods still run there, so can anyone in da house tell me what is the latest now. Gone were those days when you have to tell a lady that your father owns COCOA house or the railways station or even Merchant banks before she can fall for you.

I have also been out of town fro some years. So I need some elementary training on that too. No one might say, I might get lucky because am planning to visit naija very soon !!!

I am a Nigerian from WESTERN REGION OF NIGERIA, well that is all I remember. I gues I have not missed much!!!!


14_Inches


u don't need to talk if u hav money, ur money will speak for you
Posted: at 3-09-2009 04:03 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 14_Inches_Long at 4-09-2009 12:56 PM (14 years ago)
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You can start by first pay for her bus fare, then give her money for okada,
Then take her out for shopping.

I am sure at the end of the day, the job will sure do itself!!!


14_Inches
Posted: at 4-09-2009 12:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 4-09-2009 01:10 PM (14 years ago)
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D tekniq depends on d kind of babe. Neva waste ur tekniq.
Posted: at 4-09-2009 01:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kennee at 4-09-2009 10:35 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: macgreat on  3-09-2009 11:32 AM
Quote from: waco on  2-09-2009 05:04 PM
na lie, the latest for my side be say
if na ur nebo
go her house, ask am abeg u get salt.
next day say abeg u get pepper?
next day, abeg u get oil? till abeg you like me?

O'boy!.. you be WACO Ooo...  Grin

Then the third day... Abeg, i get banana you get tomato... you want make we cook salad?  Grin

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 4-09-2009 10:35 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- blackberryPearl at 4-09-2009 10:37 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kennee on  4-09-2009 10:35 PM
Quote from: macgreat on  3-09-2009 11:32 AM
Quote from: waco on  2-09-2009 05:04 PM
na lie, the latest for my side be say
if na ur nebo
go her house, ask am abeg u get salt.
next day say abeg u get pepper?
next day, abeg u get oil? till abeg you like me?

O'boy!.. you be WACO Ooo...  Grin

Then the third day... Abeg, i get banana you get tomato... you want make we cook salad?  Grin

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Posted: at 4-09-2009 10:37 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Kennee at 4-09-2009 11:06 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: blackberryPearl on  4-09-2009 10:37 PM
Quote from: Kennee on  4-09-2009 10:35 PM
Quote from: macgreat on  3-09-2009 11:32 AM
Quote from: waco on  2-09-2009 05:04 PM
na lie, the latest for my side be say
if na ur nebo
go her house, ask am abeg u get salt.
next day say abeg u get pepper?
next day, abeg u get oil? till abeg you like me?

O'boy!.. you be WACO Ooo...  Grin

Then the third day... Abeg, i get banana you get tomato... you want make we cook salad?  Grin

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Posted: at 4-09-2009 11:06 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- blackberryPearl at 4-09-2009 11:09 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Kennee on  4-09-2009 11:06 PM
Quote from: blackberryPearl on  4-09-2009 10:37 PM
Quote from: Kennee on  4-09-2009 10:35 PM
Quote from: macgreat on  3-09-2009 11:32 AM
Quote from: waco on  2-09-2009 05:04 PM
na lie, the latest for my side be say
if na ur nebo
go her house, ask am abeg u get salt.
next day say abeg u get pepper?
next day, abeg u get oil? till abeg you like me?

O'boy!.. you be WACO Ooo...  Grin

Then the third day... Abeg, i get banana you get tomato... you want make we cook salad?  Grin

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Posted: at 4-09-2009 11:09 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- ibobobelvis at 4-09-2009 11:16 PM (14 years ago)
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when u have ur cash,getting a girl of ur choice is made very easy but there re some that the whole money in the world doesq nt freak at all

Posted: at 4-09-2009 11:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- blackberryPearl at 4-09-2009 11:19 PM (14 years ago)
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like me
Posted: at 4-09-2009 11:19 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- McBona at 5-09-2009 06:52 AM (14 years ago)
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someone should help & interpret for Me plzzz, I'll pay for that
Posted: at 5-09-2009 06:52 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- temi07 at 5-09-2009 09:10 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: black_samurai on  2-09-2009 11:42 PM
simple.
you just walk up to any girl and say.....
hi girl, i'm (insert name) just passing and noticed your smiling face and was think i'll love to take to to chiken republic!!! My ride is over there (point at any parking lot with fine cars!

She'll come with you!  Naija gurls love fast food die like sey na hungry dey drive dem come outside.
Am sorry, am a vegan and that's my car you are pointing to.
Posted: at 5-09-2009 09:10 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Akpan01 at 5-09-2009 01:28 PM (14 years ago)
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U GET TIME SHA

Posted: at 5-09-2009 01:28 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- luvvy at 5-09-2009 01:58 PM (14 years ago)
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i trying to delete sometimes
Posted: at 5-09-2009 01:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- simele at 5-09-2009 02:59 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: brightossy on  2-09-2009 04:59 PM
D latest is, baby i luv u talk ur own.

alway baby i love u with all my muscle and my skeleton
Posted: at 5-09-2009 02:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- around_d_corner at 5-09-2009 03:04 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: luvvy on  5-09-2009 01:58 PM
i trying to delete sometimes
delete what?
Posted: at 5-09-2009 03:04 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- odibs at 5-09-2009 08:00 PM (14 years ago)
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u stay too long outside am outside and i contat home regularly home sweet home
Posted: at 5-09-2009 08:00 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- bali4real at 5-09-2009 08:05 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: erikaakpan on  2-09-2009 03:59 PM
everyone has their own techniques in gettin a girl....dnt jock off someones style.....
gbaaam!
Posted: at 5-09-2009 08:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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