![-]( "simele") simele at 16-09-2009 10:02 AM (15 years ago)  (m) | Posted: at 16-09-2009 10:02 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "SAmyrocko") SAmyrocko at 16-09-2009 11:23 AM (15 years ago) (m) @ Poster, Yes, there are so many of them.. And stop Questioning my Sandie. 
Life is one big road with lots of signs, so when you are riding through th | Posted: at 16-09-2009 11:23 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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@ semele, I hope no be that you wan bring ya fry out of the boxer!!!! Abeg small pikin dey inside the house. 14_Inches | Posted: at 7-10-2009 08:28 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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just say her, nne ka anyi nwe 1 on 1, then ask her kedu maka ije? and then ask her 4 a date..........if u r so old as u discribes, respect ur (ass) bcs she's gonna screw it up and if u r not strong enough, u might confess that naija is the heaven on earth........nope u got it?. | Posted: at 7-10-2009 11:03 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie | |
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Please pardon me if am sounding absurd,
I need some of these homies to acquaint me with the latest toasting techniques and sayings to babes in Naija.
I guess am no longer in TOWN!!!! and a bit old skool now, but if you check my veins, young bloods still run there, so can anyone in da house tell me what is the latest now. Gone were those days when you have to tell a lady that your father owns COCOA house or the railways station or even Merchant banks before she can fall for you.
I have also been out of town fro some years. So I need some elementary training on that too. No one might say, I might get lucky because am planning to visit naija very soon !!!
I am a Nigerian from WESTERN REGION OF NIGERIA, well that is all I remember. I gues I have not missed much!!!!
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U do not need any techniques, just get her phone number, talk over the phone a couple of days(thats for the decent ones) go see a Movie, maybe later hit the club. the rest wld be behind the door in a nice Hotel.. | Posted: at 7-10-2009 11:06 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "simele") simele at 8-10-2009 11:30 AM (15 years ago) (m) @ semele, I hope no be that you wan bring ya fry out of the boxer!!!! Abeg small pikin dey inside the house.
14_Inches
which one day your hand there | Posted: at 8-10-2009 11:30 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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just tel her ur mind, if she lks u 4 who u are and not for what u have she will definetly accept u | Posted: at 8-10-2009 11:54 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "simele") simele at 8-10-2009 11:58 AM (15 years ago) (m) just tel her ur mind, if she lks u 4 who u are and not for what u have she will definetly accept u
okay let me tell my mind i like you | Posted: at 8-10-2009 11:58 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Hearthrob") Hearthrob at 8-10-2009 12:37 PM (15 years ago) (f) ................ | Posted: at 8-10-2009 12:37 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "simele") simele at 8-10-2009 12:41 PM (15 years ago) (m) ................
meaning | Posted: at 8-10-2009 12:41 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "padrino") padrino at 8-10-2009 02:20 PM (15 years ago) (m) POSTER U GOT TO B CAREFULL  | Posted: at 8-10-2009 02:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "hacangel26") hacangel26 at 8-10-2009 02:30 PM (15 years ago) (f) @poster,go slip,u obviously nid it
***hac******hac******hac*** | Posted: at 8-10-2009 02:30 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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just tel her ur mind, if she lks u 4 who u are and not for what u have she will definetly accept u
okay let me tell my mind i like you @simele, I consider myself an endangered specie on this forum as you don say you like me. It is obvious that my backside no dey save again. I will advise myself to take cover cos of ur accidental discharge of hot bullet. My yankee no dey strong like that. Hence I go start using pamper or always or sanitary pad, Abeg, remember my pikin, them still dey small abeg, Biko,Sikenu, Babi Halla, 14_inches | Posted: at 8-10-2009 05:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "rich_ekpo") rich_ekpo at 9-10-2009 10:10 AM (15 years ago) (m) i quest u should re examine your life.u need help believe me u do.pls grow up | Posted: at 9-10-2009 10:10 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "Temmysam") Temmysam at 9-10-2009 12:28 PM (15 years ago) (m) passing | Posted: at 9-10-2009 12:28 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "MrDon") MrDon at 9-10-2009 01:06 PM (15 years ago) (m) i dey ur back | Posted: at 9-10-2009 01:06 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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Guys beware, we are moving towards Xmas now. All toasting must stop now untill January!!! Otherwise you would pay for lots of Xmass dresses and Xmas chickens!!! Me I don take leave from toasting untill January.. 14_Inches | Posted: at 14-10-2009 11:30 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "xter") xter at 14-10-2009 11:51 PM (15 years ago) (m) lolzzzzzz i almost 4got that bro..............i better hide in my shell till january
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza  | Posted: at 14-10-2009 11:51 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "Akpan01") Akpan01 at 15-10-2009 11:55 AM (15 years ago) (f) BLESSED DAY SIS...SORRY TO STOP U..I GOT PROBLEM WITH MY AGREAGTOR..I NEW HERE I DONNO IF U CAN ADVISE ME WHERE CAN I FIND A TRUSTFUL REPAIRER??
"THE WICKED MAN FLEES THOUGHT NO ONE PURSUES, BUT THE RIGHTEOUD ARE AS BOLD AS A LION" | Posted: at 15-10-2009 11:55 AM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "willo4eva") willo4eva at 15-10-2009 01:35 PM (15 years ago) (m) HELLO GIRL, WATS UP, I JUST SAW AS THE RAYS OF THE SUN SHINED ON YOU, AND YOU SPARKED MY HEART, AM SORRY IF I'M EMBARASSING YOU BUT I JUST CAN'T HOLD MYSELF COS I'LL HURT YOUR HEART IF I DO, abeg babes I no know if i dey correct.
| Posted: at 15-10-2009 01:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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