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![-]( "Slicksilvers") Slicksilvers at 7-09-2009 10:10 PM (15 years ago)  (m) A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative, he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services, he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services, he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing, even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration, he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing, although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist, all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist, all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector, all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!" | Posted: at 7-09-2009 10:10 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "xter") xter at 7-09-2009 10:23 PM (15 years ago) (m) shit ......posted b5
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza  | Posted: at 7-09-2009 10:23 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "Uzzy") Uzzy at 7-09-2009 10:54 PM (15 years ago) (f) ~~~passing~~~
Get up and run!!! | Posted: at 7-09-2009 10:54 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "xter") xter at 7-09-2009 11:38 PM (15 years ago) (m) leapfrogging
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza | Posted: at 7-09-2009 11:38 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "IDEAZ") IDEAZ at 9-09-2009 10:57 AM (15 years ago) (m)  F~~k! It's bn read b7! | Posted: at 9-09-2009 10:57 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "Gbravo") Gbravo at 9-09-2009 11:02 AM (15 years ago) (m) copy and paste | Posted: at 9-09-2009 11:02 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "asaph") asaph at 9-09-2009 11:15 AM (15 years ago) (m)  | Posted: at 9-09-2009 11:15 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Gbravo") Gbravo at 9-09-2009 11:16 AM (15 years ago) (m) y? | Posted: at 9-09-2009 11:16 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "asaph") asaph at 9-09-2009 11:22 AM (15 years ago) (m) y?
copy and paste | Posted: at 9-09-2009 11:22 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "omatseye") omatseye at 9-09-2009 12:12 PM (15 years ago) (m) photocopy...posted i million cafe time | Posted: at 9-09-2009 12:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Gbravo") Gbravo at 9-09-2009 12:18 PM (15 years ago) (m) scanned | Posted: at 9-09-2009 12:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Bonhomie") Bonhomie at 9-09-2009 06:03 PM (15 years ago) (f) hmmmmmmmmmmmm | Posted: at 9-09-2009 06:03 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "add12") add12 at 9-09-2009 06:05 PM (15 years ago) (m) | Posted: at 9-09-2009 06:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 9-09-2009 06:15 PM (15 years ago) (m) 
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 9-09-2009 06:15 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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Geoin4matic Engineer .. | Posted: at 9-09-2009 06:19 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "add12") add12 at 9-09-2009 06:32 PM (15 years ago) (m) aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrg | Posted: at 9-09-2009 06:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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order please N stay silent | Posted: at 11-09-2009 06:59 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "xter") xter at 11-09-2009 07:30 PM (15 years ago) (m) ok now
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza | Posted: at 11-09-2009 07:30 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "add12") add12 at 11-09-2009 07:32 PM (15 years ago) (m) hmmmmmmmmmmmm | Posted: at 11-09-2009 07:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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