na who fumble

Date: 13-09-2009 12:51 am (14 years ago) | Author: tobby oshosanwo
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- at 13-09-2009 12:51 AM (14 years ago)
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Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods.Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.

Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother.'Mummy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.I went back to look and he was
giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt.Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane ...'

At this point Mummy cut him off and said, ' Johnny , this is such an interesting story, lets save the rest of it for supper time.I want to see the look on Daddy's
face when you tell it tonight.'

At the dinner table that evening, Mummy asked little Johnny to tell his story Johnny started his story, 'I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirtThen Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was away on the oil rigs...'

Mummy fainted!

Moral:
Sometimes you need to just shut up and listen to the whole story before you interrupt!

Posted: at 13-09-2009 12:51 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- asaph at 13-09-2009 11:22 AM (14 years ago)
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You little jonny.
Posted: at 13-09-2009 11:22 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 13-09-2009 02:53 PM (14 years ago)
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@poster, although its a bit old, its still a good joke.

Asaph is promoted
Posted: at 13-09-2009 02:53 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 13-09-2009 05:14 PM (14 years ago)
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@xter thumbs up man....


@asaph yeah more like it u r now promoted

@jsexy gerraout there   Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 13-09-2009 05:14 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- herdeysohjy at 13-09-2009 08:46 PM (14 years ago)
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huh
Posted: at 13-09-2009 08:46 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neosha at 14-09-2009 01:21 AM (14 years ago)
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nyc
Posted: at 14-09-2009 01:21 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Brightg at 14-09-2009 11:53 AM (14 years ago)
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nice one there.
Posted: at 14-09-2009 11:53 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- olame4 at 14-09-2009 02:42 PM (14 years ago)
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nawao
Posted: at 14-09-2009 02:42 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 14-09-2009 02:48 PM (14 years ago)
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file its don just2sexy again
Posted: at 14-09-2009 02:48 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 14-09-2009 03:20 PM (14 years ago)
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sherrap there ...na who give u don........ we only have 2 DONs here....
Posted: at 14-09-2009 03:20 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 14-09-2009 03:24 PM (14 years ago)
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yes DON just2sexy and DON teeco DON osituga DON-guy
Posted: at 14-09-2009 03:24 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 14-09-2009 03:42 PM (14 years ago)
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hahhahahahaha  see u...non of dem what da Dons

una na general....cos of moderatorship ....


the two DONs here are D'anor  and D'xter
Posted: at 14-09-2009 03:42 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Gbravo at 14-09-2009 03:45 PM (14 years ago)
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na lie the DONS we have r my cows
Posted: at 14-09-2009 03:45 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 14-09-2009 03:47 PM (14 years ago)
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which crasecow be don nonsense
Posted: at 14-09-2009 03:47 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omatseye at 14-09-2009 03:48 PM (14 years ago)
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na wa oo
Posted: at 14-09-2009 03:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 14-09-2009 03:51 PM (14 years ago)
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no mind us jare......na me be da don of doncaster
Posted: at 14-09-2009 03:51 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 14-09-2009 03:59 PM (14 years ago)
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cool
Posted: at 14-09-2009 03:59 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 14-09-2009 04:00 PM (14 years ago)
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coolguy da don of d coolgangsters
Posted: at 14-09-2009 04:00 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 14-09-2009 04:22 PM (14 years ago)
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   Shocked   Shocked     Shocked    Shocked
Posted: at 14-09-2009 04:22 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 14-09-2009 04:27 PM (14 years ago)
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big eyes like frog
Posted: at 14-09-2009 04:27 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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