Where Are We?

Date: 02-07-2014 6:38 am (9 years ago) | Author: Jossy Donald
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A German, an Australian, and a Nigerian are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the plane. The German sticks his hand out and says "We are in Germany". The others ask, "How do you know", the German says, "Cuz' it's so cold". Then sometime later,,the Australian sticks his hand out and says "We are in Australia", the others ask "How do you know", he replies "Cuz' it's so warm".And finally the Nigerian sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Nigeria and Warri to be precise", the others ask "How do you know", he says " Cuz' my watch in gone".

Posted: at 2-07-2014 06:38 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
- zeigbo at 2-07-2014 08:46 AM (9 years ago)
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Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 2-07-2014 08:46 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 2-07-2014 12:15 PM (9 years ago)
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pb12
Posted: at 2-07-2014 12:15 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 2-07-2014 03:00 PM (9 years ago)
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but why?
Posted: at 2-07-2014 03:00 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 3-07-2014 01:18 AM (9 years ago)
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but na pb12
Posted: at 3-07-2014 01:18 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- cadanre at 3-07-2014 03:03 PM (9 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 3-07-2014 03:03 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 3-07-2014 03:25 PM (9 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 3-07-2014 03:25 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 4-07-2014 09:17 PM (9 years ago)
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hmm
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- zeigbo at 6-07-2014 08:33 AM (9 years ago)
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huh
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- rakelly at 8-07-2014 03:33 PM (9 years ago)
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hipppe
Posted: at 8-07-2014 03:33 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 8-07-2014 05:11 PM (9 years ago)
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but why?
Posted: at 8-07-2014 05:11 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 8-07-2014 10:56 PM (9 years ago)
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?
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- rakelly at 9-07-2014 12:54 PM (9 years ago)
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 Cry Cry
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- zeigbo at 9-07-2014 10:02 PM (9 years ago)
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Huh?
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- jossy4reall at 11-07-2014 01:49 PM (9 years ago)
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but why?
Posted: at 11-07-2014 01:49 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- yettyness at 11-07-2014 02:43 PM (9 years ago)
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na because now.
Posted: at 11-07-2014 02:43 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 11-07-2014 04:48 PM (9 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 11-07-2014 04:48 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 11-07-2014 07:49 PM (9 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh?
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- zeigbo at 11-07-2014 08:51 PM (9 years ago)
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Roll Eyes
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- Omilim at 23-07-2014 01:32 PM (9 years ago)
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talk people say something
Posted: at 23-07-2014 01:32 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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