Top 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations

Date: 15-09-2009 12:27 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Adegbiji Adesoji
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Top 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations

1. At the movies:When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .

Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here...


2. In the bus:A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...

Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't you try again.


3. At a funeral:One of the teary-eyed people ask...

Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?


4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter

Stupid Question:-Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.


5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years

Stupid Question:-Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.


6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...

Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating ,insensitive lout...it's just the money.


7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes inAfrica marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.


8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...

Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding.... ..


9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...

Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.


10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your officeasks.. .

Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ...........it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!

Posted: at 15-09-2009 12:27 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- neosha at 15-09-2009 01:01 PM (14 years ago)
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nyc ansas 4 stupid pple
Posted: at 15-09-2009 01:01 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 15-09-2009 01:44 PM (14 years ago)
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Haha u try...
Posted: at 15-09-2009 01:44 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- add12 at 15-09-2009 03:25 PM (14 years ago)
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 Huh? yes 4 xxxxx stupid friend
Posted: at 15-09-2009 03:25 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 15-09-2009 03:57 PM (14 years ago)
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best joke sooo far
Posted: at 15-09-2009 03:57 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- neosha at 16-09-2009 07:27 AM (14 years ago)
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lolz
Posted: at 16-09-2009 07:27 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omatseye at 16-09-2009 02:42 PM (14 years ago)
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WELCOME 2 D CLUB
Posted: at 16-09-2009 02:42 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- herdeysohjy at 16-09-2009 06:50 PM (14 years ago)
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thank u all
Posted: at 16-09-2009 06:50 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 16-09-2009 06:53 PM (14 years ago)
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alright
Posted: at 16-09-2009 06:53 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Brightg at 17-09-2009 09:57 AM (14 years ago)
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nice joke
Posted: at 17-09-2009 09:57 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gbravo at 17-09-2009 11:16 AM (14 years ago)
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ok joke
Posted: at 17-09-2009 11:16 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- elusakin at 17-09-2009 08:21 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 17-09-2009 08:21 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 17-09-2009 10:36 PM (14 years ago)
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wtin dy lol u
Posted: at 17-09-2009 10:36 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- herdeysohjy at 18-09-2009 06:52 PM (14 years ago)
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Huh?
Posted: at 18-09-2009 06:52 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 18-09-2009 06:55 PM (14 years ago)
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UR HEAD BLOCK?
Posted: at 18-09-2009 06:55 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 18-09-2009 06:59 PM (14 years ago)
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na kulikuli
Posted: at 18-09-2009 06:59 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 18-09-2009 07:05 PM (14 years ago)
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HMMMMMMM I'M OFF TO CHURCH
Posted: at 18-09-2009 07:05 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 18-09-2009 07:08 PM (14 years ago)
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oboy go wash ya mouth b4 u go church oooooooooooo

no let pastor no say u dey smoke igbo oooooooooooo 
Posted: at 18-09-2009 07:08 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- herdeysohjy at 18-09-2009 07:12 PM (14 years ago)
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na load
Posted: at 18-09-2009 07:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 18-09-2009 08:25 PM (14 years ago)
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ahh scheisse
Posted: at 18-09-2009 08:25 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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