Hilarious +Harsh Comments Commentators Used On Sorrowful Brazil During The Match

«§» 10 July 2014

The commentators must be comedians. They kept on dropping hilarious and wicked comments especially the ‘Commentator 1’ through out the entire match. Here are a few to mention, if you remember any, add yours below..

1. I have never seen a goal less celebrated in my life
2. The Brazilians can’t wait to return to the dressing room which will be their sanctuary for now
3. This is the kind of score line that can make grey hair turn white
4. Filipe Scolari is looking 4 somewhere to hide.

5. Brazil have Neymar. Argentina have Messi. Portugal have Ronaldo. Germany have a team
6. Brazil used up all its energy singing the National anthem.
7. “Dante has just collected a yellow card to complete his day”.
8. “The referee is considering not giving any extra time, to save Brazil from further humiliation”
9. I can’t remember the last time the Brazilians had a shot on target ” he said that on the first half.
10. 20mins into the 2nd half, he said “Brazil has not conceded a worldcup goal since 39mins ago”
11. “Germany are getting goals and the Brazilians are getting confused.”
12. About 3x minutes into the match, (Germany 5 vs Brazil 0)
Commentator: I’m absolutely sure that most of the television sets in Brazil would have been switched off by now.
13. Commentator 1: I mean we’ve seen something like this. Germany lead Sweden 4 in the first half and Sweden equalised, so same can be said for Brazil.

Commentator 2: you forget to add that Sweden is a better team.
14. ”Oscar just scored the most pointless goal in a World Cup!!”
15. If your name begins with a ‘K’, you are likely to get a goal today. – Commentator
16. Commentator @ 7th GoaL: – “Now Jim I think someone else has Brazil’s controller. They’d better hand it back to Scolari before I quit!”

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Posted: at 10-07-2014 03:28 PM (10 years ago) | Hero

I sae dis on facebook on my group yesterday. I laff sotay I fall down. Its so funny.

Posted: at 10-07-2014 04:25 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Menhhh! Poster you really watch and heard it all, but let me remember u the ones u 4got.( 17) commentator 1, is like germans are asking for who to score among themselves( that's after the goal no4 when the german made about 4 passes to themselves inside brazilian eighteen yard box b4 scoring the goal). (18) the brazilian fans don't know maybe to celebrate or to keep bearing the pains of their humiliation in the hands of the german(that's after oscar scored a goal for brazil) (19) the brazilian supporter are cheering a wonderful goal scored by surelle(that's suruelle first goal) hahahahaha! The commentator get bad mouth I swear!!

Posted: at 10-07-2014 04:59 PM (10 years ago) | Hero

I don Laf 4get my bus stop.

Posted: at 10-07-2014 05:27 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac

GOOD ONE I MUST SAY

Posted: at 10-07-2014 05:39 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac

i wonder how the Brazilian team ll be feeling now at wherever they might be ,boc if there president die they ll not be so naive or such a great fragile and full of puzzle in life like this,sorry this Brazilians incident  seemed like agony of ijesse that caused by oil pipe lines explosion that happen in Niger delta years ago ,boc if this happen at the beginning of the tournament the humiliation could ve not bad as this stage,well such is life,they should just reckon that date as a day, of   their  sadness remembrance that they ll never forget in the history of Brazil ,people were saying b4 that Nigeria and Iran matched were the worst game ever in the tournament,but now Nigerians and Iranians are smiling now were ever they are,4 the Brazilians rescued them from that thanks,God.

Posted: at 10-07-2014 06:54 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac

lolz

Posted: at 10-07-2014 07:22 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Laf wan kill me for here ooo

Posted: at 10-07-2014 07:53 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming

At some point I thought the commentator was a German comedian.

Posted: at 10-07-2014 08:57 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming

This is humiliating

Posted: at 10-07-2014 09:15 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming