ZOO

Date: 17-09-2009 12:14 am (15 years ago) | Author: adeyemi akinlabi
- at 17-09-2009 12:14 AM (15 years ago)
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A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car.
He asks the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?"

The man in the car says "I found them. I asked myself what to do with them, but I haven't had a clue."

The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the zoo."

"Hey, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away.

The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car.

"Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo."

"Oh, I did," says the driver, "And we had a swell time. Today I am taking them to the beach."

Posted: at 17-09-2009 12:14 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- asaph at 17-09-2009 12:38 AM (15 years ago)
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I cant get the funny part of the story. @poster please clarify, i need to laugh
Posted: at 17-09-2009 12:38 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 17-09-2009 04:03 PM (15 years ago)
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Ahh u try
Posted: at 17-09-2009 04:03 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 17-09-2009 04:06 PM (15 years ago)
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u try small
Posted: at 17-09-2009 04:06 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- favourtee at 17-09-2009 04:10 PM (15 years ago)
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thnx
Posted: at 17-09-2009 04:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 17-09-2009 05:27 PM (15 years ago)
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which one come be thanks?... abi u chop roasted eba?
Posted: at 17-09-2009 05:27 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 17-09-2009 05:39 PM (15 years ago)
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wtin be ur own? she no talk to u  now and where did u get dis armed robber/militant look alike pix
Posted: at 17-09-2009 05:39 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 17-09-2009 05:41 PM (15 years ago)
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ok wetin dey happen here .....an ex-convict had just escaped from the kirikiri maximum with an initial J2S...and XT

wey dem  ,......
Posted: at 17-09-2009 05:41 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 17-09-2009 06:35 PM (15 years ago)
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@xter u dey envy my pic? mo gbona feli feli

@coolguy u chop roasted eba with stew?
Posted: at 17-09-2009 06:35 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 17-09-2009 06:38 PM (15 years ago)
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see them   Grin Grin Grin Grin


Quote from: coolguys235 on 17-09-2009 05:41 PM
ok wetin dey happen here .....an ex-convict had just escaped from the kirikiri maximum with an initial J2S...and XT

wey dem  ,......
Posted: at 17-09-2009 06:38 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- add12 at 17-09-2009 06:39 PM (15 years ago)
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go back to zoo  Angry
Posted: at 17-09-2009 06:39 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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