kids in school think quickly

Date: 22-09-2009 12:17 pm (15 years ago) | Author: taiwo
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- at 22-09-2009 12:17 PM (15 years ago)
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TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!

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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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TEACHER : John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!

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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!

Posted: at 22-09-2009 12:17 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- asaph at 22-09-2009 12:21 PM (15 years ago)
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If that is the class u belonged to, let us play 4 u. May u ..... Amen     (Nice joke boi)
Posted: at 22-09-2009 12:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 22-09-2009 12:34 PM (15 years ago)
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I love the last one but read them b4 though
Posted: at 22-09-2009 12:34 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- neosha at 22-09-2009 01:13 PM (15 years ago)
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nyc anyway
Posted: at 22-09-2009 01:13 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 22-09-2009 01:29 PM (15 years ago)
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good 1 jsexy u dey crase ?shy na vrything u don read
Posted: at 22-09-2009 01:29 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 22-09-2009 01:35 PM (15 years ago)
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I don read am nah abi u want make i lie?
Posted: at 22-09-2009 01:35 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 22-09-2009 07:32 PM (15 years ago)
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y u go lie na....9ice one one@poster
Posted: at 22-09-2009 07:32 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- elusakin at 25-09-2009 06:34 AM (15 years ago)
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Out of this world.
Posted: at 25-09-2009 06:34 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- asaph at 25-09-2009 07:28 AM (15 years ago)
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next in line
Posted: at 25-09-2009 07:28 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 25-09-2009 09:57 AM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 25-09-2009 09:57 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- xter at 25-09-2009 10:24 AM (15 years ago)
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lal
Posted: at 25-09-2009 10:24 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 25-09-2009 04:42 PM (15 years ago)
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this post again
Posted: at 25-09-2009 04:42 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 27-09-2009 12:02 AM (15 years ago)
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Wetin happen to am?
Posted: at 27-09-2009 12:02 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 27-09-2009 12:20 AM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmmm
Posted: at 27-09-2009 12:20 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 27-09-2009 10:06 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on 27-09-2009 12:20 AM
hmmmmmm
exactly your post depicts your photo. thanks
Posted: at 27-09-2009 10:06 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 27-09-2009 11:02 AM (15 years ago)
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i love the poster.nice one
Posted: at 27-09-2009 11:02 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 27-09-2009 07:22 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 27-09-2009 12:02 AM
Wetin happen to am?

nothing
Posted: at 27-09-2009 07:22 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 15-10-2009 10:22 PM (15 years ago)
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lol is a good one
Posted: at 15-10-2009 10:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 15-10-2009 10:26 PM (15 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 15-10-2009 10:26 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 15-10-2009 10:57 PM (15 years ago)
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Watching Grin
Posted: at 15-10-2009 10:57 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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