This F**king Badge

Date: 14-08-2014 8:30 pm (9 years ago) | Author: Bello Opeyemi
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- at 14-08-2014 08:30 PM (9 years ago)
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One day, a member of the DEA goes to pay a visit to a farmer down in Texas. The DEA member knocks on the door and the farmer answers it:

DEA: Hi, I'm from the Drug Enforcement Administration. I am here to inspect your fields for drugs.
FARMER: Well, go right ahead, just font check that field in the back.
DEA: Oh yeah? (takes out his badge). See this fu**ing badge? this fu**ing badge means I have power over you. This fu**ing badge means I can do whatever I want. This fu**ing badge means I can check that field back there.
FARMER: Ok then.

The DEA member goes to inspect the fields. The farmer sits on his porch watching. When the DEA member gets to the back field, the farmer begins to giggle. The DEA member enters the field and two minutes later, runs out with a bull chasing him.

The DEA member screams for help.

The farmer yells: "WHY DON'T YOU SHOW HIM YOUR FU**ING BADGE!"

Posted: at 14-08-2014 08:30 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- beejaybabs at 14-08-2014 08:31 PM (9 years ago)
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Yes, u ar welcome, u don't need to pay
Posted: at 14-08-2014 08:31 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alabi22 at 14-08-2014 08:36 PM (9 years ago)
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of course, I don't need to pay 4 a pb4
Posted: at 14-08-2014 08:36 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 14-08-2014 08:38 PM (9 years ago)
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wey the joke nah Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 14-08-2014 08:38 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- alabi22 at 14-08-2014 08:40 PM (9 years ago)
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check d fcuking badge
Posted: at 14-08-2014 08:40 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 14-08-2014 09:44 PM (9 years ago)
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wia the dea fcuking badge?
Posted: at 14-08-2014 09:44 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 14-08-2014 11:00 PM (9 years ago)
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looking for fcuking badge
Posted: at 14-08-2014 11:00 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- alabi22 at 15-08-2014 07:58 AM (9 years ago)
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look behind u
Posted: at 15-08-2014 07:58 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 15-08-2014 11:50 AM (9 years ago)
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that guy self
i come de read wetin i no no Huh?
Posted: at 15-08-2014 11:50 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- yettyness at 15-08-2014 02:20 PM (9 years ago)
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make i laugh 4 u na.... Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 15-08-2014 02:20 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- beejaybabs at 15-08-2014 04:50 PM (9 years ago)
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Yetty...tnx jare, no mind dem haters
Posted: at 15-08-2014 04:50 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 15-08-2014 05:50 PM (9 years ago)
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huh
Posted: at 15-08-2014 05:50 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 16-08-2014 12:08 AM (9 years ago)
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but why?
Posted: at 16-08-2014 12:08 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 16-08-2014 10:49 AM (9 years ago)
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Shocked
Posted: at 16-08-2014 10:49 AM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- francischi at 18-08-2014 01:05 AM (9 years ago)
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all this fcuking people over me.. plus d fcukiing poster. we carry fcuking post before come
Posted: at 18-08-2014 01:05 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 18-08-2014 06:34 AM (9 years ago)
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but why?
Posted: at 18-08-2014 06:34 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 18-08-2014 08:14 AM (9 years ago)
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u no dey sleep?
Posted: at 18-08-2014 08:14 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- francischi at 18-08-2014 11:24 AM (9 years ago)
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you don see where ashawo sleep before?
Posted: at 18-08-2014 11:24 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 18-08-2014 03:38 PM (9 years ago)
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no be ashawo na winch
Posted: at 18-08-2014 03:38 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- alabi22 at 18-08-2014 05:29 PM (9 years ago)
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so jossy na air commodore
Posted: at 18-08-2014 05:29 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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