40 Reasons to date a Nigerian man

Date: 30-09-2009 3:45 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Tassara
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- at 30-09-2009 03:45 PM (14 years ago)
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ha ha. this is so cool Cheesy i found it on a site and felt like sharing it with u Cheesy

1. He understands your accent.
2. He knows that when you suffix every sentence with 'now', its not a command, e.g. "Come let's go now..."
3. When you guys go out, he pays and doesn't expect a refund of exactly half!
4. He understands why you have to send money home - probably doing the same himself!
5. He doesn't see your kid sister staying in your house as an inconvenience/ cramping his style. 6. He doesn't think you should put your parents in a home.
7. He eats 'Gbegiri and Amala' and doesn't think it's 'yucky' or 'spicy'. In a nutshell, loves your cooking
8. He gets your jokes.
9. The way he licks his ten fingers 'cos that Ogbono soup with Iyan hit da spot, Oh Yes!!!
10. He has got his education or he got something going on.
11. He may be a baby daddy but he loves his kid and takes care of him.
12. He can have a bus load of conversation without him saying much 'cos his momma taught him that.
13. He loves to see you shake that ass to Sir Shina Peters, the original "Back That Ass Up" master.
14. He will settle an argument and say sorry while maintaining his man status.
15. I am IN charge but he is THE charge, we understand that.
16. He knows where he is from. Living in NY does not mean you are from NY.
17. He thinks you're so pretty without makeup.
18. He calls you native endearing names like "Nne" or "Omo"
19. He has respect [not to be confused with obedience) for his elders(important).
20. The way he gets embarrased and says "I beg oh" when you compliment him.
21. The way he says "I love you baby" ? may be very fake yet sounds so TRUE!
22. The way he eats meat with his bare hands? for some reason it is sexy to me.
23. The way he calls you his wife in front of all his friends.
24. The way he says "Shey you get am" when he thinks you are not paying attention, but you really are.
25. The way he knows that it is you calling and answers the phone "Hey Baby!" without looking at the caller ID.
26. The way Naija men look when they are all decked out in native? there is nothing sexier than a dark chocolate man in lace o!
27. Pronounces your name like say na im born you.
28. The way he flows from Ebonics to Pidgin English to Akata with ease.
29. He is just at home at your office picnic as he is at the Naija reunion.
30. The very satisfied look on his face after eating one of your meals and the way he glares at you while picking his teeth with the tooth pick,and you both know that you are his next "meal". 31. He appreciates the art of yanshrolling when he sees one!
32. Keeps yo from doing wahala by buying a stickshift vehicle he knows U can't drive!
33. He saves you money on groceries a la "limited diet". Just cook the stew and he'll figure the rest? Eba, Amala, Fufu or even plain old White Bread!
34. No need for Bosom  implants to impress am!
35. No need to go kill himself trying to maintain a six pack. He knows u know big belle is sexy inside Agbada!
36. He knows to allow you like three hours to get ready for a party!
37. He will not complain when you waka with headful of rollers inside house but quick to let you know that aint nothing sexy about that when you want to go outside.
38. Her singing while doing housework is a classic reminder of wetin you dey miss when you dey carry Akata woman!
39. His lunch (Rice, Beans, Dodo, complete with carefully selected assorted meat) wey you pack for am na something u know sey im no go wait "Palam" (gobble up!) when him reach work
40. He thinks the small gap between your front teeth are actually sexy!!!!
Finally; Cool Cos He Is Just A Naija Man Period!!!"


Posted: at 30-09-2009 03:45 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- SAmyrocko at 30-09-2009 03:52 PM (14 years ago)
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Oh Gwad!! nice, nice all the way!

Posted: at 30-09-2009 03:52 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- macgreat at 30-09-2009 04:00 PM (14 years ago)
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I LIKE THIS... num. 1 made me smile

Posted: at 30-09-2009 04:00 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- emmyG at 30-09-2009 04:03 PM (14 years ago)
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hmm
Posted: at 30-09-2009 04:03 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- macgreat at 30-09-2009 04:08 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: emmyG on 30-09-2009 04:03 PM
Hmmmmmm...

Are you licking ya lips?

Posted: at 30-09-2009 04:08 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- emmyG at 30-09-2009 04:11 PM (14 years ago)
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just thinkin of wat nex dear
Posted: at 30-09-2009 04:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- macgreat at 30-09-2009 04:19 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: emmyG on 30-09-2009 04:11 PM
just thinkin of wat nex dear
I eat 'Gbegiri and Amala' is always 'yummy' or 'sweet Ooo'. In a nutshell, l love ya cooking

Posted: at 30-09-2009 04:19 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- macgreat at 30-09-2009 04:20 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: macgreat on 30-09-2009 04:19 PM
Quote from: emmyG on 30-09-2009 04:11 PM
just thinkin of wat nex dear
I eat 'Gbegiri and Amala' is always 'yummy' or 'sweet Ooo'. In a nutshell, l love ya cooking

 Kiss

Posted: at 30-09-2009 04:20 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- padrino at 30-09-2009 04:23 PM (14 years ago)
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LOVELY
Posted: at 30-09-2009 04:23 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- luvvy at 30-09-2009 04:38 PM (14 years ago)
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thumb up
Posted: at 30-09-2009 04:38 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Akpan01 at 30-09-2009 05:25 PM (14 years ago)
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OMG WHICH KIND OF ADVERTISMENT BE THIS LOOOL

Posted: at 30-09-2009 05:25 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- SexyJuly at 30-09-2009 05:37 PM (14 years ago)
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Thanks......still have three more months to finish reading. Undecided
Posted: at 30-09-2009 05:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Akpan01 at 30-09-2009 05:53 PM (14 years ago)
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HAHAHA BEFORE THAT CATCH A NAIJA MAN

Posted: at 30-09-2009 05:53 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- SexyJuly at 30-09-2009 05:55 PM (14 years ago)
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ok, hooked up already! Grin
Posted: at 30-09-2009 05:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Akpan01 at 30-09-2009 05:58 PM (14 years ago)
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COOL KEEP HIM SECURED

Posted: at 30-09-2009 05:58 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- HOPEA23 at 30-09-2009 05:59 PM (14 years ago)
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na lie....

number i,2,3,4,

i disgree with you but sha you tried

Posted: at 30-09-2009 05:59 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- SexyJuly at 30-09-2009 06:06 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Akpan01 on 30-09-2009 05:58 PM
COOL KEEP HIM SECURED

I go try ma best make he no slip off. Cos no fit post 'Loving Da wrong person' again. Tufiakwa! Grin
Posted: at 30-09-2009 06:06 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- around_d_corner at 30-09-2009 06:09 PM (14 years ago)
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 MENNN GUYY  OR SHE I FEELLLLLLLL  YA 40 COMMANDMENTS OOOOO.........
Posted: at 30-09-2009 06:09 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- SexyJuly at 30-09-2009 06:11 PM (14 years ago)
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U sure e no pass like dat?
Posted: at 30-09-2009 06:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Akpan01 at 30-09-2009 06:13 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: SexyJuly on 30-09-2009 06:06 PM
Quote from: Akpan01 on 30-09-2009 05:58 PM
COOL KEEP HIM SECURED

I go try ma best make he no slip off. Cos no fit post 'Loving Da wrong person' again. Tufiakwa! Grin
YAWA...

Posted: at 30-09-2009 06:13 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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