Two Pensioners

Date: 30-09-2009 3:56 pm (14 years ago) | Author: 14_Inches
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- at 30-09-2009 03:56 PM (14 years ago)
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Two Pensioners

An old lady and an old man are sitting in their retirement home.

The man turns to the woman and says,"I bet you can't tell how old I am."

She says,"Okay."

She then unzips his fly, feels around for a while and finally says, "You're 83."

"That's amazing!" the man exclaims. "How did you know that?" he asks.

She replies, "You told me yesterday."


14_Inches

Posted: at 30-09-2009 03:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- coolguys235 at 30-09-2009 04:55 PM (14 years ago)
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loss of memory  ...... Grin Grin
Posted: at 30-09-2009 04:55 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 30-09-2009 05:06 PM (14 years ago)
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Exactly! Gud one
Posted: at 30-09-2009 05:06 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- neosha at 1-10-2009 09:14 PM (14 years ago)
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nyc one
Posted: at 1-10-2009 09:14 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- coolguys235 at 1-10-2009 09:31 PM (14 years ago)
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ok one
Posted: at 1-10-2009 09:31 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- neosha at 1-10-2009 09:33 PM (14 years ago)
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funny one
Posted: at 1-10-2009 09:33 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- coolguys235 at 1-10-2009 09:34 PM (14 years ago)
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hilarious one
Posted: at 1-10-2009 09:34 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- neosha at 1-10-2009 10:09 PM (14 years ago)
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cool one
Posted: at 1-10-2009 10:09 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 1-10-2009 10:12 PM (14 years ago)
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Hi babe how re u doing 2day?
Posted: at 1-10-2009 10:12 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- neosha at 1-10-2009 10:35 PM (14 years ago)
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i'm fine.
Posted: at 1-10-2009 10:35 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 1-10-2009 11:05 PM (14 years ago)
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Ok. Gud jo knw
Posted: at 1-10-2009 11:05 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- uchevictor at 3-10-2009 01:12 AM (14 years ago)
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wetin
Posted: at 3-10-2009 01:12 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 3-10-2009 01:24 AM (14 years ago)
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pls can u tell how old am i??
Posted: at 3-10-2009 01:24 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 3-10-2009 01:34 AM (14 years ago)
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I no be homo oh
Posted: at 3-10-2009 01:34 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- rosearch at 3-10-2009 01:36 AM (14 years ago)
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U sure?  Cool
Posted: at 3-10-2009 01:36 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 3-10-2009 01:38 AM (14 years ago)
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Ask 5 times
Posted: at 3-10-2009 01:38 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- rosearch at 4-10-2009 05:47 PM (14 years ago)
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U sure x5  Grin
Posted: at 4-10-2009 05:47 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- coolguys235 at 4-10-2009 08:47 PM (14 years ago)
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make it ten times  Grin
Posted: at 4-10-2009 08:47 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 5-10-2009 05:09 PM (14 years ago)
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+ 2 times Grin
Posted: at 5-10-2009 05:09 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 5-10-2009 05:57 PM (14 years ago)
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ok oooooooo
Posted: at 5-10-2009 05:57 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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