Wise Words

Date: 01-10-2009 1:48 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Gold Asaph
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- at 1-10-2009 01:48 PM (14 years ago)
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A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

 One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD,
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.

What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.

If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

 Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

 When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL..

Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.

 

Posted: at 1-10-2009 01:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- just2sexy at 1-10-2009 01:57 PM (14 years ago)
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Gud one, although i changed the topic.
Posted: at 1-10-2009 01:57 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- bashade09 at 1-10-2009 01:59 PM (14 years ago)
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she na only u niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Posted: at 1-10-2009 01:59 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- lyinka at 1-10-2009 02:01 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on  1-10-2009 01:48 PM
A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

 One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD,
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.

What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.

If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

 Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

 When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL..

Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.

 


you make a little sense here
Posted: at 1-10-2009 02:01 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 1-10-2009 02:02 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on  1-10-2009 01:57 PM
Gud one, although i changed the topic.
Why dont u change it to foolish words, cos they are not all that way wise. please
Posted: at 1-10-2009 02:02 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 1-10-2009 02:03 PM (14 years ago)
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@lyinka, u mean otherwise am nonsense and hopeless?
Posted: at 1-10-2009 02:03 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 1-10-2009 02:05 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on  1-10-2009 02:02 PM
Quote from: just2sexy on  1-10-2009 01:57 PM
Gud one, although i changed the topic.
Why dont u change it to foolish words, cos they are not all that way wise. please

but one thing be say na foolish people dey post folish word so...
Posted: at 1-10-2009 02:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 1-10-2009 02:05 PM (14 years ago)
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U shud ve done it urself
Posted: at 1-10-2009 02:05 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 1-10-2009 02:08 PM (14 years ago)
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i knew u wd do it for me. or why did u change it. Dont answer.
Posted: at 1-10-2009 02:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 1-10-2009 02:10 PM (14 years ago)
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But not all the words re foolish
Posted: at 1-10-2009 02:10 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- dimejikemi at 1-10-2009 02:11 PM (14 years ago)
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u try
Posted: at 1-10-2009 02:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 1-10-2009 02:17 PM (14 years ago)
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Yes he try
Posted: at 1-10-2009 02:17 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- ade_tunji at 1-10-2009 02:57 PM (14 years ago)
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good one sir
Posted: at 1-10-2009 02:57 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- neosha at 1-10-2009 02:59 PM (14 years ago)
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nyc words.....
Posted: at 1-10-2009 02:59 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 1-10-2009 03:09 PM (14 years ago)
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Neosha babe hw are u 2day?
Posted: at 1-10-2009 03:09 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 1-10-2009 04:27 PM (14 years ago)
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another thumbs up for asaph........ Grin Grin
Posted: at 1-10-2009 04:27 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 1-10-2009 04:46 PM (14 years ago)
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Exactly
Posted: at 1-10-2009 04:46 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 1-10-2009 04:50 PM (14 years ago)
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he will definitely take one of my vote
Posted: at 1-10-2009 04:50 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 1-10-2009 05:09 PM (14 years ago)
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Guy make it snappy cos im locking voting  by 9pm
Posted: at 1-10-2009 05:09 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- dimejikemi at 1-10-2009 07:47 PM (14 years ago)
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ok. i am voting by 8:00pm.
Posted: at 1-10-2009 07:47 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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