An Indian man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Indian man hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Indian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Indian returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "$5,000" The Indian replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return'"
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Posted: at 6-10-2009 08:46 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
just2sexy at 6-10-2009 10:41 PM (15 years ago) (m)
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Posted: at 6-10-2009 10:41 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
After the status of "ADDICT", do you have to keep posting rubbish?
Or are you trying to improve your rating to "OWNER"?
If you've seen a joke a zillion times, keep that to yourself. Jokes are not about the number of times you've listened to them or read them, they are always funny.
And this joke, is a very funny one
Posted: at 6-10-2009 11:08 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
After the status of "ADDICT", do you have to keep posting rubbish?
Or are you trying to improve your rating to "OWNER"?
If you've seen a joke a zillion times, keep that to yourself. Jokes are not about the number of times you've listened to them or read them, they are always funny.
And this joke, is a very funny one
Man, u are wrong there. we dont have time to re read articles. If everybody dicides to do so, this forum wd be called HELL
Posted: at 7-10-2009 07:49 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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