1] In a Mental Hospital, a journalist asked the Doctor:
Journalist: How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not?
Doctor: Well, We'd fill a Bathtub & give a teaspoon, a glass & a bucket to the patient & ask them to empty the Bathtub...
Journalist: Oh, Obviously a normal person would use bucket bcoz its bigger...
Doctor: "No, A normal person would pull the drain plug!! Please go to bed No.39; We will start further investigations"...
2] A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's name?" One child answered, "Mary." The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?" A little kid said, "The Verge." Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you get that?" The kid said, "Well, you know they are always talking about The Verge 'n' Mary."
3] It Pays To Know German An Amish Farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand. The Amish Farmer shouts: "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuehe und die Schweine haben hineingeschissen!"
(Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and pigs sh-t in it!")
The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, Infidel!"
The Amish Farmer shouts back in English: "Use two hands, you'll get more!"
Merry Christmas to the Christians and Merry Muhammad mas to their Islam brothers
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 23-12-2014 10:23 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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