GIRLS NIGHT OUT

Date: 18-10-2009 5:10 pm (14 years ago) | Author: David Ujah
- at 18-10-2009 05:10 PM (14 years ago)
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Girls' Night Out
 Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!
 

Posted: at 18-10-2009 05:10 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- Toks-E at 18-10-2009 05:27 PM (14 years ago)
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pb 444
Posted: at 18-10-2009 05:27 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- xter at 18-10-2009 07:40 PM (14 years ago)
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many tmes
Posted: at 18-10-2009 07:40 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 18-10-2009 10:56 PM (14 years ago)
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KleverC posted dis joke sometime ago
Posted: at 18-10-2009 10:56 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 18-10-2009 11:00 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 18-10-2009 11:00 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 19-10-2009 01:01 AM (14 years ago)
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Dem take ok swear 4 u?
Posted: at 19-10-2009 01:01 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 19-10-2009 07:07 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on 18-10-2009 05:27 PM
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Posted: at 19-10-2009 07:07 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brizio at 19-10-2009 07:44 AM (14 years ago)
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all of una don tey for 9japals, thats the problem...

but yeah thats a common joke
Posted: at 19-10-2009 07:44 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 19-10-2009 09:33 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: brizio on 19-10-2009 07:44 AM
all of una don tey for 9japals, thats the problem...

but yeah thats a common joke

lol
Posted: at 19-10-2009 09:33 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MrDon at 19-10-2009 01:37 PM (14 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 19-10-2009 01:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 19-10-2009 01:47 PM (14 years ago)
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drawing back
Posted: at 19-10-2009 01:47 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- neo_welsh at 19-10-2009 02:11 PM (14 years ago)
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if na me, dem go explain tire........nothing u one tell me if u are not wearing d pants i bought.
Posted: at 19-10-2009 02:11 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Gbravo at 19-10-2009 03:33 PM (14 years ago)
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i no blame u
Posted: at 19-10-2009 03:33 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 19-10-2009 03:35 PM (14 years ago)
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abi
Posted: at 19-10-2009 03:35 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 19-10-2009 10:42 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: brizio on 19-10-2009 07:44 AM
all of una don tey for 9japals, thats the problem...

but yeah thats a common joke
Grin
Posted: at 19-10-2009 10:42 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 20-10-2009 09:48 AM (14 years ago)
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post. post.. poster....
copy. copy. copier.....
Posted: at 20-10-2009 09:48 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- omatseye at 20-10-2009 09:54 AM (14 years ago)
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NO KAI
Posted: at 20-10-2009 09:54 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 20-10-2009 03:08 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 19-10-2009 07:07 AM
Quote from: Toks-E on 18-10-2009 05:27 PM
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lol
Posted: at 20-10-2009 03:08 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- xter at 20-10-2009 03:38 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
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