A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks. One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror, now complaining that her Bosom s are too small.
The husband comes up with a suggestion. ???If you want your Bosom s to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper, and rub it between your Bosom s for a few seconds.
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her Bosom s. ???How long will this take? she asks.
???They???ll grow larger over a period of years,??? he replies.
The wife stops. ???Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my Bosom s every day will make my Bosom s grow over the years?
The husband shrugs. ???Why not, it worked for your ass, didn't it?
Posted: at 18-10-2009 05:12 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie