419

Date: 02-01-2015 10:13 am (9 years ago) | Author: immortal-jay™
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- at 2-01-2015 10:13 AM (9 years ago)
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Mr 419: Hello, how are you?
Akpos: Fine! Pls, who am i speaking with?.
Mr 419: Ha, don't u remember me, who do u
know in London dat culd becalling?.
Akpos: (Sensing a scam & threw in a trap) Ejiro!
Is dat u?
Mr 419: Of course, of course, this is Ejiro, i am
Ejiro, how come u didn't recognise my voice?.
Akpos: Ejiro! Chei, you are a bad boy o. Your
Father died, you didn't even show up or send a
let
ter. O boy, ur children go pay you back. You no
hear of him death, he was so bitter and full of
curses for u.
Mr 419: (Obviously subdued)I didn't hear o!. I
would have come.
Akpos: Did u hear your Mother had leprosy?. U
didn't hear about dat too abi?.
Mr 419: (Now uncomfortable) No, i didn't hear.
Akpos: Na wa o! Your wife foolish too?. I neva
hear from her since d two of una marry without
our blessings!. If Husband no wise, wife no go
wise?.
Mr 419: She is fine! I'm sure she'll get across to
u. I have an issue to discuss with u.
Akpos: Enhen! Ejiro, you offend me. I send u
money make you buy me Hummer Jeep, u
disappear. When am i having my money back?.
U want make i curse you like ur Father. I go
pronounce wicked curses on you o.
Mr 419: Dis issue dat i want to say is very
important.
Akpos: Shut up!. When u go send money come
home?. We sent u to school, clothed you & sent
u abroad. U don become 419?. Wey won steal
from me, ur own friend?. Oboy, ur Father was
right to curse you, you can't escape it if u
continue like this.
Mr 419: Don't worry, i will repay you ur money.
For now, i have an issue to discuss with u.
Akpos: Hahahahaha, look here Mr 419, i no know
any Ejiro or anybody 4 London, i jus wan teach u
lesson.
Mr 419: Whaat! Mad man, and you have been
insulting and wasting ma credit since morning.na
God go judge u o

Posted: at 2-01-2015 10:13 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- alabi22 at 2-01-2015 05:43 PM (9 years ago)
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I tot u said ur yeye don end for ds 2015?
Posted: at 2-01-2015 05:43 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- justmak at 2-01-2015 05:45 PM (9 years ago)
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rebirth
Posted: at 2-01-2015 05:45 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 3-01-2015 10:18 AM (9 years ago)
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Na only ejiro be the only thing wey u change for this post
nobody sabi do copy n paste reach justmad here
Who wan argue?
Posted: at 3-01-2015 10:18 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- justmak at 3-01-2015 12:02 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: ExpertTbright on  3-01-2015 10:18 AM
Na only ejiro be the only thing wey u change for this post
nobody sabi do copy n paste reach justmad here
Who wan argue?
no body thank you
Posted: at 3-01-2015 12:02 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 3-01-2015 06:27 PM (9 years ago)
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I don repent
Posted: at 3-01-2015 06:27 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 3-01-2015 09:46 PM (9 years ago)
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 Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 3-01-2015 09:46 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- brightossy at 4-01-2015 02:30 AM (9 years ago)
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if i talk now dem go say i dey talk like parrot. this joke don tteeeeeeeeeh
Posted: at 4-01-2015 02:30 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alabi22 at 4-01-2015 01:46 PM (9 years ago)
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y u dey talk like parrot?
Posted: at 4-01-2015 01:46 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 5-01-2015 12:12 AM (9 years ago)
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Na their food e carry for mouth since why he no go turn parrot answer me alabi
Posted: at 5-01-2015 12:12 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 5-01-2015 08:14 AM (9 years ago)
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dem send u to me ni?
Posted: at 5-01-2015 08:14 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 5-01-2015 08:40 AM (9 years ago)
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Yes
To come rape
Posted: at 5-01-2015 08:40 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 6-01-2015 08:34 AM (9 years ago)
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sorry? I no hear
Posted: at 6-01-2015 08:34 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 6-01-2015 11:16 AM (9 years ago)
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Rape u  Roll Eyes
Posted: at 6-01-2015 11:16 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 6-01-2015 06:56 PM (9 years ago)
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go tell Rakelly dat one, not me
Posted: at 6-01-2015 06:56 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 6-01-2015 11:02 PM (9 years ago)
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rakelly don collect e remain u
Posted: at 6-01-2015 11:02 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 7-01-2015 08:34 AM (9 years ago)
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Tell ram make she understand before I rush am
Posted: at 7-01-2015 08:34 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 7-01-2015 06:01 PM (9 years ago)
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na indomie?
Posted: at 7-01-2015 06:01 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 7-01-2015 06:56 PM (9 years ago)
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Leave am I go soon rape am
Posted: at 7-01-2015 06:56 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- brightossy at 7-01-2015 10:38 PM (9 years ago)
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woman no fit rape man
Posted: at 7-01-2015 10:38 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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