monkey

Date: 18-10-2009 7:13 pm (14 years ago) | Author: samuel patrick
- at 18-10-2009 07:13 PM (14 years ago)
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A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "That`s the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.

The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man sympathized and said, "Why, he shouldn't say things to insult passengers. He could be fired for that." "You're right," she said.

"I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!" "That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."

Posted: at 18-10-2009 07:13 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- dimejikemi at 18-10-2009 07:16 PM (14 years ago)
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. MONKEY CHILD
Posted: at 18-10-2009 07:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 18-10-2009 07:21 PM (14 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 18-10-2009 07:21 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dimejikemi at 18-10-2009 07:29 PM (14 years ago)
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EXACTLY Grin
Posted: at 18-10-2009 07:29 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 18-10-2009 07:31 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 18-10-2009 07:31 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 18-10-2009 07:43 PM (14 years ago)
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Posted b4
Posted: at 18-10-2009 07:43 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 18-10-2009 07:43 PM (14 years ago)
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Posted b4
Posted: at 18-10-2009 07:43 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 18-10-2009 07:44 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 18-10-2009 07:44 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- neo_welsh at 18-10-2009 08:45 PM (14 years ago)
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pls give the mama banna make u no bit d driver.  Tongue
Posted: at 18-10-2009 08:45 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- xter at 18-10-2009 08:59 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 18-10-2009 08:59 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Toks-E at 19-10-2009 09:50 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 18-10-2009 07:43 PM
Posted b4


lol
Posted: at 19-10-2009 09:50 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kemoprosper at 19-10-2009 10:06 AM (14 years ago)
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good one.........
Posted: at 19-10-2009 10:06 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 20-10-2009 07:45 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 18-10-2009 07:43 PM
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yes like 100x but atleast encorage then
Posted: at 20-10-2009 07:45 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 20-10-2009 11:30 AM (14 years ago)
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FESERICO...WAS UP..LONG TIME
Posted: at 20-10-2009 11:30 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 22-10-2009 02:58 AM (14 years ago)
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which time? am or pm
Posted: at 22-10-2009 02:58 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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