A young husband and wife were sunning on a Nood beach when a wasp buzzed into the woman’s honeypot. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to the car and made a dash to the hospital. After examining her, the doctor explained that the wasp was too far in to be reached with forceps. He suggested the husband try to entice it out by putting honey on his penis, penetrating her and withdrawing as soon as he felt the wasp. The man agreed to try, but because he was so nervous, he couldn’t rise to the occasion. “if neither of you objects,” the medic said, “I could give it a try.”
Under the circumstances, the husband and wife both agreed. The doctor quickly undressed, slathered on some honey and mounted the woman. The husband watched with increasing alarm as the doctor’s thrusts continued for several long minutes. “Hey, what the hell is happening?”
“Change of plans…” The physician panted. “I’m going to drown the little bastard!”
The amount of love a girl has for a boy is for a boy is directly proportional to the amount he spends on her provided the supply remains constant.
Posted: at 28-10-2009 02:00 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
just2sexy at 28-10-2009 01:11 PM (15 years ago) (m)
Posted b4. But cool though
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
Posted: at 28-10-2009 01:11 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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