Woman palaba

Date: 28-01-2015 12:18 pm (9 years ago) | Author: BRIGHT OSSY
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- at 28-01-2015 12:18 PM (9 years ago)
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WHY is it ALWAYS the FEMALES?
1. Female dogs become so
wicked when they give birth.
2. Female fowls chase people
when they hatch.
3. Male lions don't eat humans
no matter how hungry they are,
but female lions will tear and
human being apart.
4. Females human beings spend
the average of 28years of their
lives asking for recharge cards
from males..WHY???
5. It's Only the Female
mosquitoes that causes malaria.
6. And the most annoying one is
this:
EVE caused US OUR GREAT
relationship WITH GOD AFTER SHE
TOOK APPLE AND KEPT FOR ADAM.
Who knows, if adam had not
eaten nothing of the fruit given
to him by EVE we'd still be
enjoying at the garden of eden.
Females get wahala!!!!
If you've just read this:
True/False based on my claims.
Am sorry ladies. Although you're
the salt of this world but your
wahala too much.

Posted: at 28-01-2015 12:18 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- rakelly at 28-01-2015 04:26 PM (9 years ago)
(f)
Go and take your injection
Posted: at 28-01-2015 04:26 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 28-01-2015 05:57 PM (9 years ago)
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u r very correct my dear, he missed his dose of last night.  lols
Posted: at 28-01-2015 05:57 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 28-01-2015 11:55 PM (9 years ago)
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Make we catch am
Posted: at 28-01-2015 11:55 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- omomarty at 29-01-2015 12:00 AM (9 years ago)
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well mr poster this world would have been incomplete without FEMALES
Posted: at 29-01-2015 12:00 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 29-01-2015 08:21 AM (9 years ago)
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c them already planning for me. Huh?
Posted: at 29-01-2015 08:21 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alabi22 at 29-01-2015 05:55 PM (9 years ago)
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just dey look ground wen u dey waka
Posted: at 29-01-2015 05:55 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omomarty at 29-01-2015 08:09 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: brightossy on 29-01-2015 08:21 AM
c them already planning for me. Huh?

no need to plan for you............. u too small
Posted: at 29-01-2015 08:09 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- franel at 29-01-2015 10:20 PM (9 years ago)
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Okay!
Posted: at 29-01-2015 10:20 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- youngrashy at 29-01-2015 10:35 PM (9 years ago)
(m)
na so women dey do
Posted: at 29-01-2015 10:35 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 29-01-2015 10:51 PM (9 years ago)
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You self na Ebola injection I go give you
Posted: at 29-01-2015 10:51 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- omomarty at 29-01-2015 11:09 PM (9 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 29-01-2015 11:09 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 8-02-2015 05:42 PM (9 years ago)
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make i go wear bullet proof
Posted: at 8-02-2015 05:42 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omomarty at 8-02-2015 07:14 PM (9 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 8-02-2015 07:14 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alabi22 at 9-02-2015 09:17 AM (9 years ago)
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heading to sambisa forest....to continue d ultimate search
Posted: at 9-02-2015 09:17 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 15-02-2015 07:18 PM (9 years ago)
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dont let ur woman read this post @tossy!!cos she will tear u from you!! Cheesy
Posted: at 15-02-2015 07:18 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 15-02-2015 07:24 PM (9 years ago)
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The poster is on point though
Posted: at 15-02-2015 07:24 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- giftmurphy at 15-02-2015 07:26 PM (9 years ago)
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men have theirs too,he hasnt researched about it Roll Eyes
Posted: at 15-02-2015 07:26 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 15-02-2015 07:28 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: giftmurphy on 15-02-2015 07:26 PM
men have theirs too,he hasnt researched about it Roll Eyes
perhaps you should go on your own research too
Posted: at 15-02-2015 07:28 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- giftmurphy at 15-02-2015 07:35 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on 15-02-2015 07:28 PM
perhaps you should go on your own research too
its ur fellow man that came out with that! Roll Eyes
Posted: at 15-02-2015 07:35 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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