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![-]( "omatseye") omatseye at 30-10-2009 05:00 PM (15 years ago)  (m) Trust Naijas - you can’t beat us.
Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for
Microsoft Europe. Five thousand candidates assembled in a large room.
One candidate is Ayodele a Nigeria guy.
Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who
Do not know Java program to leave. Two thousand candidates leave the
Room. Ayodele says to himself, "I do not know JaVa but I have nothing
To lose if I stay. I'll give it a try."
Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing
More than 100 people to leave. Two thousand leave the room. Ayodele
says to himself "I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing
To lose if I stay. What can happen to me?" So he stays.
Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas
To leave. Five hundred people leave the room. Ayodele says to himself,
"I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?" So he stays in the
Room.
Lastly, Bill gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serb-Croatian
to leave. Four hundred ninety-eight candidates leave the room. Ayodele
says to himself, "I do not speak one word of Serb - Croatian but what
do I have to lose?" So he stays and finds himself with one other
candidate. Everyone else has gone.
Bill Gates joined them and said, "Apparently you are the only two
candidates who speak Serb - Croatian, so I'd now like to hear you have
a conversation together in that language."
Calmly, Ayodele turns to the other candidate and says, "Wahala wa o!"
The other candidate answers "O gaju o!"
| Posted: at 30-10-2009 05:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 30-10-2009 05:04 PM (15 years ago) (m) Hahaha naija no dey carry last. 
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 30-10-2009 05:04 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "neossha") neossha at 30-10-2009 05:15 PM (15 years ago) (f) lmao nyc one. | Posted: at 30-10-2009 05:15 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "omatseye") omatseye at 30-10-2009 05:16 PM (15 years ago) (m) tanx...babe | Posted: at 30-10-2009 05:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "neossha") neossha at 30-10-2009 05:18 PM (15 years ago) (f) u welcome | Posted: at 30-10-2009 05:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 30-10-2009 05:18 PM (15 years ago) (m) Come omat no do make i vex ooh. Why u no follow thank me?? Infact bad joke. U no try.
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 30-10-2009 05:18 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Toks-E") Toks-E at 30-10-2009 05:19 PM (15 years ago) (m) lolll hehehehehe nice 1
2.0. | Posted: at 30-10-2009 05:19 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 30-10-2009 05:21 PM (15 years ago) (m)
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 30-10-2009 05:21 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "neossha") neossha at 30-10-2009 05:22 PM (15 years ago) (f) Come omat no do make i vex ooh. Why u no follow thank me?? Infact bad joke. U no try.
is dat ur problem ok thanks | Posted: at 30-10-2009 05:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 30-10-2009 05:27 PM (15 years ago) (m) Thanks nah ur joke?
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 30-10-2009 05:27 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "neossha") neossha at 30-10-2009 05:41 PM (15 years ago) (f) is it nt 10x u want 2 here | Posted: at 30-10-2009 05:41 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "MrDon") MrDon at 30-10-2009 05:49 PM (15 years ago) (m) good one | Posted: at 30-10-2009 05:49 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "dimejikemi") dimejikemi at 30-10-2009 05:50 PM (15 years ago) (f) nice one 
kemmy | Posted: at 30-10-2009 05:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "neossha") neossha at 30-10-2009 05:53 PM (15 years ago) (f) funny one | Posted: at 30-10-2009 05:53 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 30-10-2009 05:57 PM (15 years ago) (m) Neoshy one
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 30-10-2009 05:57 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "neossha") neossha at 30-10-2009 05:58 PM (15 years ago) (f) nt 2 sexy one | Posted: at 30-10-2009 05:58 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 30-10-2009 06:02 PM (15 years ago) (m) As sexy as just2sexy
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 30-10-2009 06:02 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "dimejikemi") dimejikemi at 30-10-2009 06:05 PM (15 years ago) (f) nawa o
kemmy | Posted: at 30-10-2009 06:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 30-10-2009 06:11 PM (15 years ago) (m) Yes
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 30-10-2009 06:11 PM (15 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "omatseye") omatseye at 30-10-2009 06:22 PM (15 years ago) (m) ok...tanks....just2sexy | Posted: at 30-10-2009 06:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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