Microsoft Looking for New Chairman (Page 5)

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Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for 

Microsoft Europe. Five thousand candidates assembled in a large room. 

One candidate is Ayodele a Nigeria guy.

 

Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who 

Do not know Java program to leave. Two thousand candidates leave the 

Room. Ayodele says to himself, "I do not know JaVa but I have nothing 

To lose if I stay. I'll give it a try."

 

Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing 

More than 100 people to leave. Two thousand leave the room. Ayodele 

says to himself "I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing 

To lose if I stay. What can happen to me?" So he stays.

 

Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas 

To leave. Five hundred people leave the room. Ayodele says to himself, 

"I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?" So he stays in the 

Room.

 

Lastly, Bill gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serb-Croatian 

to leave. Four hundred ninety-eight candidates leave the room. Ayodele 

says to himself, "I do not speak one word of Serb - Croatian but what 

do I have to lose?" So he stays and finds himself with one other 

candidate. Everyone else has gone.

 

Bill Gates joined them and said, "Apparently you are the only two 

candidates who speak Serb - Croatian, so I'd now like to hear you have 

a conversation together in that language."

 

Calmly, Ayodele turns to the other candidate and says, "Wahala wa o!" 

The other candidate answers "O gaju o!"