Loving the lawn

Date: 31-10-2009 6:27 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Adebusayo
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- at 31-10-2009 06:27 PM (14 years ago)
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A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighbourhood.

Suddenly he realised there was a couple making love out on the lawn. Then he noticed another couple over behind a tree. Then another couple behind some bushes by the house.

He walked up to the door of the house, and knocked. A well dressed woman answered the door, and the man asked what kind of a place this was.

"This is a brothel", replied the madam.

"Well, what's all this out on the lawn?" queried the man.

"Oh, we're having a yard sale today."



Posted: at 31-10-2009 06:27 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Raybigboy at 31-10-2009 07:13 PM (14 years ago)
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not funny at all......but u try sha......one luv..
Posted: at 31-10-2009 07:13 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 31-10-2009 07:20 PM (14 years ago)
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No comment

Posted: at 31-10-2009 07:20 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- dimejikemi at 31-10-2009 07:24 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Raybigboy on 31-10-2009 07:13 PM
not funny at all......but u try sha......one luv..

see ur mouth like e no funny. Na which one you don post Angry

Posted: at 31-10-2009 07:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 31-10-2009 07:27 PM (14 years ago)
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Kemmy e be like say u don dey smoke scent leaf oh. Which kain posts be dis nah?

Posted: at 31-10-2009 07:27 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- ronky at 31-10-2009 07:29 PM (14 years ago)
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its ok, people can du crazy things b ecause of sales
Posted: at 31-10-2009 07:29 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- dimejikemi at 31-10-2009 07:30 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 31-10-2009 07:27 PM
Kemmy e be like say u don dey smoke scent leaf oh. Which kain posts be dis nah?
i no no say u dey smoke ganja

Posted: at 31-10-2009 07:30 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 31-10-2009 07:32 PM (14 years ago)
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U smoke bitter leaf and okro?

Posted: at 31-10-2009 07:32 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- dimejikemi at 31-10-2009 07:34 PM (14 years ago)
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okay, u don kolo abi Huh?

Posted: at 31-10-2009 07:34 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 31-10-2009 07:37 PM (14 years ago)
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Yes Grin

Posted: at 31-10-2009 07:37 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- dimejikemi at 31-10-2009 07:41 PM (14 years ago)
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no wonder

Posted: at 31-10-2009 07:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 31-10-2009 07:43 PM (14 years ago)
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Oya do quick make we promote you go addict.

Posted: at 31-10-2009 07:43 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- dimejikemi at 31-10-2009 07:44 PM (14 years ago)
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ok Grin

Posted: at 31-10-2009 07:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 31-10-2009 08:22 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 31-10-2009 07:43 PM
Oya do quick make we promote you go addict.
c ur mouth like make we promote, u nd who dey promote. Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 31-10-2009 08:22 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 31-10-2009 09:47 PM (14 years ago)
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The General and the luitenants...

Posted: at 31-10-2009 09:47 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- neossha at 31-10-2009 11:39 PM (14 years ago)
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mtcheeeeeeeeaw
Posted: at 31-10-2009 11:39 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 1-11-2009 01:22 AM (14 years ago)
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i'm sorry,d truth is kinda sour.........its not 4ny

Posted: at 1-11-2009 01:22 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- brizio at 1-11-2009 07:32 AM (14 years ago)
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dryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Posted: at 1-11-2009 07:32 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 1-11-2009 08:26 AM (14 years ago)
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Really dry

Posted: at 1-11-2009 08:26 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- dimejikemi at 1-11-2009 02:37 PM (14 years ago)
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okay. WE DON SEE U

Posted: at 1-11-2009 02:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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