Checkout 5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (Mama Put)

Date: 09-02-2015 3:19 pm (6 years ago) | Author: CLARA JANCITA
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- at 9-02-2015 03:19 PM (6 years ago)
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Being a bachelor may have taking you to several kinds of iya Amina, Embassy, Mama Bee and other local canteens in some places, so i felt to share experience of various kind of people You Can Meet There.
1. The Oppressors:
These type of people are often very fat, they sit down and the girls come down to them to take their order, you hear stuffs like;
“4 wraps of pounded yam with egusi, put panla, ponmo, ogunfe, assorted and meat, with cold stout and bottle water”.
N.B: all the meats, fish, ponmos, assorted are brought in several plates for them to eat as much as possible.
2. The Voracious eater:
These set of people are normally slim, and unlike the oppressors, they go to order their food, you can recognize them when you hear;
“madam give me 8 fufu, no 10 cos i never chop since morning, 3meat, 2ponmo, orobo coke (50cl) and 2 pure water”.
3. The Acagons:
Na these ones tire me pass, they are the downgraded versions of the voracious eater, and they are well known by the madam. They believe in quantity over quality, you will hear;
“iya bisi give me as usual, and the madam puts 9 wraps of fufu with 1 lean meat”
NB: this set are the only ones that don’t order for water, they prefer the one on the table, used for washing hand”.
4. The formers:
These ones are mostly hated by the acagons and they are mostly a group of young girls sponsored by a maga. You will see there table filled with all sorts of meats, fish, ponmos, assorted and several chilled drinks, only for them to eat part of it and leave the rest to the feasting eyes of the acagon and voracious eater. After they leave, you start hearing comments especially from the acagons like ” haaaaa embarassed, ota aje ni awon omo yii o ( this girls are enemy of money o).
5. Father xmas:
This list is not complete without them, they are the popular ones in the hood, the acagons and voracious eater always pray to meet them in the canteen. If he enters, you start hearing “baba agbalagba, chairman, i remain loyal sir”
and he never dissapoints them too.
Feel free to add yours!!!!!!!!!!!


Posted: at 9-02-2015 03:19 PM (6 years ago) | Hero
- jar84 at 9-02-2015 03:24 PM (6 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 9-02-2015 03:24 PM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bankadetoun at 9-02-2015 03:28 PM (6 years ago)
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Oh i c
Posted: at 9-02-2015 03:28 PM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Nyakinic at 9-02-2015 03:49 PM (6 years ago)
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Lol nice write up
Posted: at 9-02-2015 03:49 PM (6 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Wilsonbright at 9-02-2015 04:00 PM (6 years ago)
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Posted: at 9-02-2015 04:00 PM (6 years ago) | Upcoming
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- echeeche at 9-02-2015 04:02 PM (6 years ago)
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How do you know all these things?
Posted: at 9-02-2015 04:02 PM (6 years ago) | Hero
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- ostaino at 9-02-2015 04:38 PM (6 years ago)
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Funny
Posted: at 9-02-2015 04:38 PM (6 years ago) | Upcoming
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- AdikpeReturn at 9-02-2015 04:42 PM (6 years ago)
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This poster, you don tey for mama put oo
Posted: at 9-02-2015 04:42 PM (6 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kudoson at 9-02-2015 04:59 PM (6 years ago)
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Is like u are one of dem mr poster
Posted: at 9-02-2015 04:59 PM (6 years ago) | Upcoming
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- PeacetoU at 9-02-2015 05:19 PM (6 years ago)
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Poster which no do you fall in.
Posted: at 9-02-2015 05:19 PM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kebella at 9-02-2015 06:11 PM (6 years ago)
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Posted: at 9-02-2015 06:11 PM (6 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Wysetots at 9-02-2015 08:19 PM (6 years ago)
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Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 9-02-2015 08:19 PM (6 years ago) | Hero
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- Bblessd at 9-02-2015 08:26 PM (6 years ago)
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- Opeyemi66 at 9-02-2015 08:45 PM (6 years ago)
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- femjay at 9-02-2015 08:49 PM (6 years ago)
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Hmmmmmmm .... .... Poster deserve award for the best mama put
Posted: at 9-02-2015 08:49 PM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dareper at 9-02-2015 09:21 PM (6 years ago)
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No( 6). The long throat. These are the ones who come to buka with no money and very hungry, they come to see if there is a known face to them and if they found any, u will hear them greeting... Omo igbo olo owo, my chairman, oga DAREPER too much money, chop up guy, anything for me? They re always from femjay and beneno side. Una know naa.
Posted: at 9-02-2015 09:21 PM (6 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- fudidoo at 9-02-2015 09:33 PM (6 years ago)
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The boy is GOOD
Posted: at 9-02-2015 09:33 PM (6 years ago) | Newbie
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- sportyzander at 9-02-2015 09:42 PM (6 years ago)
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this is one of the realest post this year
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- EmekaBlue at 9-02-2015 10:55 PM (6 years ago)
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d hustlers- they just come in order a decent meal.eat and get bck to d hustle
Posted: at 9-02-2015 10:55 PM (6 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DRraze at 9-02-2015 11:37 PM (6 years ago)
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Which one u be ni @poster
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