I fell in love with this cute damsel and everything was going on fine until I made my intention known to her father & being a learned man, here is what he gave me:
APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER.
FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS
I _______________ hereby apply to marry your daughter Miss____________. I am _____ years old.
Please honestly answer the following questions.
1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No
4. Are you working? Yes/No
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No
If your answer to any of the above questions is NO, do not continue. Leave my house and don't look back.
If all your answers were YES, Then continue...
1. In 50 words or more, Describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage.
__________________________________________
2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you can give respect to your father in- law and mother in-law.
__________________________________________
3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I need money for my hair at the saloon", what would be your answer ?
__________________________________
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
__________________________________________
5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you?
_____________________________________
6.Do you have both dad and mum together? Yes/No
If No explain why?
_________________________________________
7.Were your parents legally married? Yes/No
If YES for how long?________________________
If the time of their marriage is less than your age, Explain why you were born out of wedlock. _____________________________________
8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" As used by women (100 words)
__________________________________________
9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep outside his house.
__________________________________________
10. In case of divorce, Who do you think is the owner of the kids between father and mother?
_________________________________________
Answer the following
by Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No
2. Do you smoke? Yes/No
3. Are you short- tempered? Yes/No
LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT
1. When can you be free for interviews?
______________________________
2. When is the best time to interview your dad?____________________
3. When can I interview your mum? ______________________________
4. When can I interview your church Pastor ____________________________________
5. Please stick your passport size photo below which will be put in the newspaper to check if you have other girlfriends.
Sign here: ________________
Sign again: _______________
Thank you for showing interest in my daughter. Your application will be processed in a year's time.
You will be acknowledged only if you emerge successful.
As you are waiting,
*Please don't call me!
*Don't visit me!
*Don't contact my daughter!
If u do, you will be disqualified!
Leave your details in case I need to ask you more questions;
Postal Address: _________________________
Email: __________________________________
Phone: _________________________________
Home:__________________________________
Facebook: ______________________________
BEST WISHES.
If you find yourself in this kind of situation,
what would you do?
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