The maths teacher, The priest and the soldier

Date: 07-11-2009 5:15 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Adesulu James
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The Math teacher, The Priest, and The Soldier

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A priest, a math teacher, and a soldier all got on the plane.

The math teacher took out his math book to plan his next lesson, and it fell out the window.

The priest took out to bible to pray, and it fell out the window.

The soldier took out a grenade in memory of his grandfather, and it fell out the window.

They all got off the plane.

The math teacher found a girl crying on the sidewalk. The math teacher asks, "Why are you crying?" The little girl says, "A math book fell from the sky and hit me on the head!" The math teacher walked away.

The priest found a little boy crying on his lawn. The priest asked, "Why are you crying?" The little boy said, "A bible fell out of the sky and hit me on the head!" The priest walked away.

The soldier found a boy on the street laughing his head off. The soldier asks, "Why are you laughing so hard?" The little boy said," I farted and that house blew up!!!!"

Posted: at 7-11-2009 05:15 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- dimejikemi at 7-11-2009 05:39 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 7-11-2009 05:39 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bintinlaye2000 at 7-11-2009 05:59 PM (14 years ago)
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Thumbs up.............
Posted: at 7-11-2009 05:59 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Jayms at 7-11-2009 06:39 PM (14 years ago)
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Kemmmmy is this all you can do................... so much for your comment
Posted: at 7-11-2009 06:39 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- emmy212 at 7-11-2009 06:51 PM (14 years ago)
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very funnyyyyy but try again
Posted: at 7-11-2009 06:51 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 7-11-2009 07:24 PM (14 years ago)
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so so funny
Posted: at 7-11-2009 07:24 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dimejikemi at 7-11-2009 07:25 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmm funny one Grin
Posted: at 7-11-2009 07:25 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 7-11-2009 07:30 PM (14 years ago)
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Photocopy
Posted: at 7-11-2009 07:30 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 7-11-2009 07:33 PM (14 years ago)
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yeah..very funny
Posted: at 7-11-2009 07:33 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dimejikemi at 7-11-2009 07:35 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on  7-11-2009 07:30 PM
Photocopy

ah ah just2sexy everything is always fotocopy 2 u
Posted: at 7-11-2009 07:35 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 7-11-2009 07:39 PM (14 years ago)
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Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 7-11-2009 07:39 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 7-11-2009 07:42 PM (14 years ago)
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durry boy
Posted: at 7-11-2009 07:42 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 7-11-2009 07:46 PM (14 years ago)
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Grin Grin
Posted: at 7-11-2009 07:46 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 7-11-2009 07:59 PM (14 years ago)
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na who dash monkey banana
Posted: at 7-11-2009 07:59 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Slicksilvers at 11-11-2009 09:48 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on  7-11-2009 07:46 PM
Grin Grin
WHATSUP NO REP OR HAVEN YOU READ OR SEEN OR HAD THIS ONE B4 Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 11-11-2009 09:48 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- lyinka at 11-11-2009 09:59 PM (14 years ago)
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gud one but not that funny
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