1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. 2. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 3. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. 4. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all. 5. Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. 6. Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. 7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. 8. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. 9. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. 10. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. 11. A woman has the last word in any argument. 12. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. 13. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.
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