The lost wife

Date: 11-11-2009 5:02 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Adesulu James
- at 11-11-2009 05:02 PM (14 years ago)
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I was in Wal-Mart the other day and I walked up to a young and lovely woman and said, "I've lost my wife in here somewhere. Can you talk to me a couple of minutes?"

The woman looks puzzled. "Why talk to me?", she asks.

"Because every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere."

Posted: at 11-11-2009 05:02 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- Slicksilvers at 11-11-2009 05:19 PM (14 years ago)
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not cool really
Posted: at 11-11-2009 05:19 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Jayms at 11-11-2009 05:29 PM (14 years ago)
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see who's talking bout kool
Posted: at 11-11-2009 05:29 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 12-11-2009 02:20 AM (14 years ago)
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U try... But...
Posted: at 12-11-2009 02:20 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- padrino at 12-11-2009 04:34 AM (14 years ago)
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more effort
Posted: at 12-11-2009 04:34 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Doshe at 12-11-2009 09:06 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Jayms on 11-11-2009 05:02 PM


I was in Wal-Mart the other day and I walked up to a young and lovely woman and said, "I've lost my wife in here somewhere. Can you talk to me a couple of minutes?"

The woman looks puzzled. "Why talk to me?", she asks.

"Because every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere."


Wal-Mart my yanch abeg talk better tin joi
Posted: at 12-11-2009 09:06 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 12-11-2009 09:11 AM (14 years ago)
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Abi ooh
Posted: at 12-11-2009 09:11 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Toks-E at 12-11-2009 11:44 AM (14 years ago)
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mmmm..na wa for this kain joke
Posted: at 12-11-2009 11:44 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- teeco at 12-11-2009 11:58 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 12-11-2009 02:20 AM
U try... But...

What
Posted: at 12-11-2009 11:58 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- asaph at 12-11-2009 12:44 PM (14 years ago)
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hehehehehe
Posted: at 12-11-2009 12:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 12-11-2009 01:02 PM (14 years ago)
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hohohohohohoho.....
Posted: at 12-11-2009 01:02 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 12-11-2009 01:21 PM (14 years ago)
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ahahahahahahahaha
Posted: at 12-11-2009 01:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 12-11-2009 01:56 PM (14 years ago)
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wetin be this general
Posted: at 12-11-2009 01:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 12-11-2009 02:31 PM (14 years ago)
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wetin be this general
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- tando at 12-11-2009 02:34 PM (14 years ago)
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that was not funny at all. try harder ma bro
Posted: at 12-11-2009 02:34 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 12-11-2009 02:40 PM (14 years ago)
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help me inform am
Posted: at 12-11-2009 02:40 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Doshe at 12-11-2009 02:41 PM (14 years ago)
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yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye
Posted: at 12-11-2009 02:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 12-11-2009 02:43 PM (14 years ago)
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Huh?
Posted: at 12-11-2009 02:43 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 12-11-2009 07:53 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: teeco on 12-11-2009 11:58 AM
Quote from: just2sexy on 12-11-2009 02:20 AM
U try... But...

What

I don see am b4
Posted: at 12-11-2009 07:53 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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