What's this ? Seduction or what ? (Page 2)

Date: 17-11-2009 10:44 am (14 years ago) | Author: Olasupo Ajayi
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- blings_is_back at 23-11-2009 03:26 PM (14 years ago)
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who tell u
Posted: at 23-11-2009 03:26 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- myragonza at 25-11-2009 03:55 PM (14 years ago)
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so the moral of the story is....."keep ur condoms far away"....

Posted: at 25-11-2009 03:55 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- simele at 25-11-2009 05:17 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: supsy on 17-11-2009 10:44 AM
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
 dating or over a year, and so we decided to get married.

 There was only one little thing bothering me...It
was her beautiful younger sister.

 My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore
very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would
regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than
a nice view.

 It had to be deliberate because she never did it
when she was near anyone else.

 One day her "little" sister called and asked me to
come over to
check
the wedding invitations.

 She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
me that she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome. She told me
that
 she wanted me just once before I got married and
committed my life
to
her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a
word.

 She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and
if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her
go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed
straight towards my car.  Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me
and said, "We are

very happy that you have passed our little test. We
couldn't ask for
 better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
family!"
 And the moral of this story is:

 ........Guess what, I was heading for my car where I kept my condoms.

Do have a nice day!!!!!!!!!!!!

                RESPONSE REQUIRED


guy u Just Have to thank GOD for save your marriage if you could have done it, it u will not be trust any more and have lose you wife to be
Posted: at 25-11-2009 05:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- oaksplitter at 25-11-2009 05:24 PM (14 years ago)
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LOL I no fit shout o! But u sha miss o as ur family ppl block way 4 u Grin
Posted: at 25-11-2009 05:24 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Evrarocks at 16-11-2011 11:24 AM (12 years ago)
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Impressive
Posted: at 16-11-2011 11:24 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Emmandazie at 16-11-2011 12:41 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: myragonza on 25-11-2009 03:55 PM
so the moral of the story is....."keep ur condoms far away"....
No, "keep ur prick far away" is the lesson!
Posted: at 16-11-2011 12:41 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- trolling at 16-11-2011 01:45 PM (12 years ago)
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na fat liar
Posted: at 16-11-2011 01:45 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyiis at 16-11-2011 01:55 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: myragonza on 25-11-2009 03:55 PM
so the moral of the story is....."keep ur condoms far away"....

lolz  Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 16-11-2011 01:55 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- 50scent at 16-11-2011 01:59 PM (12 years ago)
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 Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed

Posted: at 16-11-2011 01:59 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Bowo4show at 16-11-2011 02:03 PM (12 years ago)
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This experience is not originally yours
Posted: at 16-11-2011 02:03 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- onyiis at 16-11-2011 02:25 PM (12 years ago)
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lolz  Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 16-11-2011 02:25 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 16-11-2011 02:50 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Bowo4show on 16-11-2011 02:03 PM
This experience is not originally yours
is it originally urs?
Posted: at 16-11-2011 02:50 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- onyiis at 16-11-2011 03:19 PM (12 years ago)
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hehehehheheeeeeeeee

Posted: at 16-11-2011 03:19 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 16-11-2011 08:31 PM (12 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 16-11-2011 08:31 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Beauti4 at 17-11-2011 12:56 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: trolling on 16-11-2011 01:45 PM
na fat liar

In fact, Royal Fatti-bumbum dey worry him eyes wella
Posted: at 17-11-2011 12:56 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- dirtykid at 17-11-2011 01:02 AM (12 years ago)
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Whats that poster talking abt ??  Huh? Huh? Roll Eyes

Posted: at 17-11-2011 01:02 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Beauti4 at 17-11-2011 01:06 AM (12 years ago)
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HE was tested by his Lil sis-in-law....but he fail the test.
Posted: at 17-11-2011 01:06 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- dirtykid at 17-11-2011 01:16 AM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 17-11-2011 01:16 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Beauti4 at 17-11-2011 01:25 AM (12 years ago)
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Why are happy for that?
Posted: at 17-11-2011 01:25 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- dirtykid at 17-11-2011 01:36 AM (12 years ago)
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becos he was tested by lil one and he faild test ... he's a cow.. if u add ..ard, maybe better name for him.  Cheesy

Posted: at 17-11-2011 01:36 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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