federico at 5-12-2009 07:53 PM (14 years ago) (m)
Well I chose to name my dog "Sex". But lately Sex has been a little embarassing to me. I remember one day I took Sex to City Hall to get a license for him. I went up to the clerk and said "I would like to have a license for Sex". He said he would like to have one too. I said "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was nine years old". He said I must have been quite a kid. Last year they were auditioning dogs for a commercial on dog food. I took Sex to the studio to see if he would get the part. But suddenly Sex started to run off around the studio. I went after him, but the crew manager grabbed my arm and asked what I was doing here. I told him I was hoping to have Sex on TV. He called me a showoff. One day Sex ran out on me in the middle of the night. I went around the neighbourhood looking for him. A cop came and asked what I was doing. I told him I was looking for Sex. My case comes up this Friday...
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Posted: at 5-12-2009 07:53 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
xter at 5-12-2009 07:57 PM (14 years ago) (m)
lol
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza
Posted: at 5-12-2009 07:57 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply neossha at 5-12-2009 07:58 PM (14 years ago) (f)
lolz.......
sex has gotten u into trouble..........
Posted: at 5-12-2009 07:58 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply asaph at 5-12-2009 08:00 PM (14 years ago) (m)
will you plead innocent or guilty?
Posted: at 5-12-2009 08:00 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply xter at 5-12-2009 08:02 PM (14 years ago) (m)
asaph are u looking for sex?
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza
Posted: at 5-12-2009 08:02 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply asaph at 5-12-2009 08:02 PM (14 years ago) (m)
am not fede
Posted: at 5-12-2009 08:02 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply federico at 5-12-2009 08:03 PM (14 years ago) (m)
lolz.......
sex or the dog???
Posted: at 5-12-2009 08:03 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply federico at 5-12-2009 08:04 PM (14 years ago) (m)
am not fede
am not looking for the dog but i am looking for ......
Posted: at 5-12-2009 08:04 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply neossha at 5-12-2009 08:04 PM (14 years ago) (f)
.....
Posted: at 5-12-2009 08:04 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply asaph at 5-12-2009 08:05 PM (14 years ago) (m)
am not fede
am not looking for the dog but i am looking for ......
yes,...............sex or whateva
Posted: at 5-12-2009 08:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply xter at 5-12-2009 08:07 PM (14 years ago) (m)
am not fede
am not looking for the dog but i am looking for ......
sex right?....i dash u the gal above me
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza
Posted: at 5-12-2009 08:07 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply asaph at 5-12-2009 08:09 PM (14 years ago) (m)
who is above you... blind boy
Posted: at 5-12-2009 08:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply federico at 5-12-2009 08:18 PM (14 years ago) (m)
am not fede
am not looking for the dog but i am looking for ......
sex right?....i dash u the gal above me
guy no girl above u...i look and saw a man
Posted: at 5-12-2009 08:18 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply asaph at 5-12-2009 08:21 PM (14 years ago) (m)
he is gay dont ming him
he wants me de-virgined
Posted: at 5-12-2009 08:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply neossha at 5-12-2009 08:25 PM (14 years ago) (f)
hmmmmmm.
Posted: at 5-12-2009 08:25 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply xter at 5-12-2009 08:26 PM (14 years ago) (m)
ok i dash u dis one above me
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza
Posted: at 5-12-2009 08:26 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply federico at 5-12-2009 08:27 PM (14 years ago) (m)
he is gay dont ming him
lolzzz
Posted: at 5-12-2009 08:27 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply asaph at 5-12-2009 08:35 PM (14 years ago) (m)
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ok i dash u dis one above me
.
Posted: at 5-12-2009 08:35 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply xter at 5-12-2009 08:38 PM (14 years ago) (m)
hmmm
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza
Posted: at 5-12-2009 08:38 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply federico at 5-12-2009 08:57 PM (14 years ago) (m)
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ok i dash u dis one above me
.
sha u hear....he don give u to me.heheheh
Posted: at 5-12-2009 08:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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