Facelift (Page 2)

Date: 12-12-2009 12:43 am (14 years ago) | Author: just2sexy
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- Bomber at 12-12-2009 02:51 AM (14 years ago)
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your wish is my command

Posted: at 12-12-2009 02:51 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- scorpionheart99 at 12-12-2009 02:55 AM (14 years ago)
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LOL..
I'm not a queen.....
hhhmmmm...I'll try to spare you as well this time...but if you haven't heard about me here... ask my old friend teeco....or better yet some of the old school guys here...till then....HAPPY XMAS TO ALL.....

Posted: at 12-12-2009 02:55 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Bomber at 12-12-2009 02:58 AM (14 years ago)
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thanks, are you going off?

Posted: at 12-12-2009 02:58 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- scorpionheart99 at 12-12-2009 03:12 AM (14 years ago)
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hhhmmmm...was about too... but i got your add...
cheers....

Posted: at 12-12-2009 03:12 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Bomber at 12-12-2009 03:16 AM (14 years ago)
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thanks

Posted: at 12-12-2009 03:16 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- scorpionheart99 at 12-12-2009 03:17 AM (14 years ago)
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welcome....

Posted: at 12-12-2009 03:17 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- brizio at 12-12-2009 06:58 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 12-12-2009 12:43 AM
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift. "Well," says the doctor, "I can do the facelift, and then you'll have to come back in six months for a follow-up."
"Oh, no." the woman replies. "I want it all done in one shot. I don't want to have to come back."

The doctor thinks for a second, then offers, "There is a new procedure where we put a screw in the top of your head. Then anytime you see wrinkles appearing, you just give it a little turn, which pulls the skin up, and they disappear."

"That's what I want!" exclaims the lady. "Let's do that."

Six months later the lady charges into the doctor's office. "Well, how's the procedure holding up?" the doctor asks. "Terrible!" the lady bellows. "It's the worst mistake I've ever made."

"What's wrong?" asks the doctor.

"Just look at these bags under my eyes!" she hollers.

"Lady," the doctor retorts, "those aren't bags, those are your tits. And if you don't leave that screw alone, you're going to have a beard!"








Grin Grin







Just2sexy

this is some funny stuffz

why some pple no just get sense of humor?
Posted: at 12-12-2009 06:58 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bomber at 12-12-2009 07:20 AM (14 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 12-12-2009 07:20 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 12-12-2009 09:21 AM (14 years ago)
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didnt get dis jor
Posted: at 12-12-2009 09:21 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brizio at 12-12-2009 10:51 AM (14 years ago)
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j2s abeg explain ur joke
Posted: at 12-12-2009 10:51 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 12-12-2009 11:03 AM (14 years ago)
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Kai hehehehehehe

Posted: at 12-12-2009 11:03 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 12-12-2009 12:16 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: brizio on 12-12-2009 10:51 AM
j2s abeg explain ur joke

guy the joke is very self-explanatory.... anyone that doesnt understand should reread or kiss flames Grin Grin

Posted: at 12-12-2009 12:16 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- scorpionheart99 at 12-12-2009 12:46 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 12-12-2009 12:16 PM
Quote from: brizio on 12-12-2009 10:51 AM
j2s abeg explain ur joke

guy the joke is very self-explanatory.... anyone that doesnt understand should reread or kiss flames Grin Grin

Estoy de acuerdo contigo.... cheers pal!

Posted: at 12-12-2009 12:46 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- KleverC at 12-12-2009 01:24 PM (14 years ago)
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hmn

Posted: at 12-12-2009 01:24 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 12-12-2009 01:32 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: scorpionheart99 on 12-12-2009 12:46 PM
Quote from: just2sexy on 12-12-2009 12:16 PM
Quote from: brizio on 12-12-2009 10:51 AM
j2s abeg explain ur joke

guy the joke is very self-explanatory.... anyone that doesnt understand should reread or kiss flames Grin Grin

Estoy de acuerdo contigo.... cheers pal!

ok estoy gakegd tjdamd de contigo Grin Grin

Posted: at 12-12-2009 01:32 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- scorpionheart99 at 12-12-2009 01:36 PM (14 years ago)
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eeeerrrr......the grammar.... hehehehe
@ j2S.....por casualidad saben hablar español???

Posted: at 12-12-2009 01:36 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- deguzman at 12-12-2009 02:09 PM (14 years ago)
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lol... 4 thoz dat understood d joke
Posted: at 12-12-2009 02:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 12-12-2009 02:38 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: scorpionheart99 on 12-12-2009 01:36 PM
eeeerrrr......the grammar.... hehehehe
@ j2S.....por casualidad saben hablar español???

 Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 12-12-2009 02:38 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 13-12-2009 02:01 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: scorpionheart99 on 12-12-2009 01:36 PM
eeeerrrr......the grammar.... hehehehe
@ j2S.....por casualidad saben hablar español???

Qui saben hablar espanol...
Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 13-12-2009 02:01 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- scorpionheart99 at 13-12-2009 07:16 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 13-12-2009 02:01 AM
Quote from: scorpionheart99 on 12-12-2009 01:36 PM
eeeerrrr......the grammar.... hehehehe
@ j2S.....por casualidad saben hablar español???

Qui saben hablar espanol...
Grin Grin Grin

 Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?........LOL...que le tomó tanto tiempo para decirme que o bien son sólo conjeturas......usted me hizo pensar.. Wink Wink

Posted: at 13-12-2009 07:16 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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